This is my last week in ENGLAND.
Then I'm leaving FOREVER.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good, fuck off then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

:(
How's the gecko?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Didn't mean it.
I dunno, not been at work since Friday, so I wanted to go in today to see him :( Doctor wanted to sign me off for a couple of weeks but I refused as I'm still in my probation period. Codeine is no good as I'll be too sleepy to function, so I have strong pain relief instead and going back in tomorrow morning.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hang on...
You're injured and stuff? I missed this, what's going on?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

she put her back out
ploughing ym with a strap-on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

not sure where that came from
tis true though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I can sympathise
(not with the ploughing ym thing though)

Putting your back out is hellishly sore. I herniated a disc once and it's Fucking Painful™.

*sympathises*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Ouch, I bet.
Most I've done to my back before is lumbar muscle fail and nerve damage in my shoulder.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I've damaged lumbar muscles too in the past
My back is shite.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I'm not trying to get into a pissing contest with you
I was sympathising.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I know, sorry
The written word doesn't always convey the true meaning. Well, my written words don't at least.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Cunt
sniggering at your jokes hurts it would seem
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I live to serve

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I was shifting boxes of my dad's stuff with my mum at the weekend AND YES I WAS OBSERVING H&S AND LIFTING CORRECTLY
felt no twinges in my back until last night, got on the tube this morning, managed to stand for 20 minutes and then got off practically screaming in pain. /fail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

That fucking sucks,
That does.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

why the name change?
are you trying to confuse me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Doesn't take much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Phase One
In "Operation Become King Of Wales".
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

you're not even moving to another country
it's a principality at best.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

This is true,
But I've decided that I'm gonna become the King Of Wales.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

you are way too tall
they'll never trust you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I'll be in a wheelchair,
Like that American President.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Didn't he have syphillis?
Or lupus? Oh well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Polio
damn. I bet he was riddled anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

If you get rid of Charles
then there'll be a Prince job going.

Unless Will or Harry steps in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

That's fine,
They can be my Princes.
They already know their places.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I don't know much about history
Has Wales ever been sufficiently independent of England to have a king of its own? I'm guessing it must have done at some time in the distant past.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

yeah it did
my ex (welsh) used to mention how us English killed their royal family. They deserved it if you ask me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I always feel a bit sorry for Wales
lumped in with England as it is.

It's treated just like a county rather than a nation of its own, even with its assembly. At least in Scotland we have some sort of government (albeit of questionable efficacy) and more of a national identity. That said, I really don't want to go independent. That would just be silly. It's bad enough that STV don't show half of ITV's output anymore...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

not that
ITV programming is all that great.

STV though... - last night, I came across an episode of Taggart on Spanish TV, fucking ace
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

You can be KING OF BARRY
How's that?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

The "OF" is entirely
Superfluous.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

So you want to be known as King Barry?
you're an odd one Kaol
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah,
It'll give me Added Credibility, and a Royal Kingdom.
I'll convert a candyfloss wagon into my Palace.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Riiiiiiiight
*steps away*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Come back here,
I'm in desperate need of a slightly crippled court advisor.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not that crippled, just mildly
I'm minister of defence for deviltania anyway, so I can't possibly go to Barry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I could nuke it though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)