K is for KANGAROO SPUNK
I saw an old episode of QI on channel Dave last night. Female kangaroos have three vaginas and two uterus's'sss / uteri wombs. Male kangaroos have one penis, split in two. What anatomical quirks do you have / wish you had? If you had to be a kangaroo, would you choose to be male or female?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:22, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That pre-cum thing.

( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Your cock does that?
Or you wish it did?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

No comment.

( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Not only do they have a two pronged penis but they don't piss out of it either.
The females have two vaginas for entry to match up to the penis and one for birthing which means those lucky two cocked bastards always get a tight hole.
( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

From where do they piss then?
Stephen Fry didn't mention this bit.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:31, Reply)

They have a urogenital sac

( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Isnt that an album by Napalm Death?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

If it isn't
it should be
( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

My impending trip to Australia just got awesome
In Australia, is it a crime to fuck a kangaroo or is it mandatory?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:32, Reply)

You can try,
But they're likely to kill you.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Oh you say that about every animal I try to shag
change the record boy-o
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:35, Reply)

...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B66gFbN3sg
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Kangaroos hate men with mullets and will attack on sight
TRUFACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:39, Reply)

You best get rid of yours then,
Capt'n Trampkisser!
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Oh go sit on a leek
there's lovely
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Fine...
But don't say I didn't warn you!

I was in the pub with a mate at the weekend, he'd come back from a year in Oz, with his shiny new Australian fiancée, and they were telling me that kangaroos head towards car headlights, out of curiosity, rather than running away out of fear.
So take care if you're out driving at night!
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Never happened to me.
I was down near Cape Schanck for a year and no Kangaroos came running towards our car. They'd just stand at the side of the road looking big and mean.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Oh!
He said that they were in the road, and when he slowed down they wandered up to the car.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Here's a picture *NSFW*
As it's an image of kangaroo's willy:
www.life.umd.edu/classroom/bsci338m/Image_Archives/Marsupialia/Didelphis_male.jpg
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Thats an Opossums willy

( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

This is correct.

( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

But I'm not a zoologist like you
How was I supposed to know?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not a zoologist either
I'm a deviant pervert who has sex with marsupials.
( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Hee hee
Kaol's a real zoologist though ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

how do you think I get some of the rarer animals ;)

( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:22, Reply)

How many breasts
does a female roo have?

with 3 vaginas we must be looking at a minimum of 10 surely?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I think they have 4
One for each stage of development
( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Three vaginas for fuck's sake,
If women had three vaginas, men would still want to roger you up the poop shute.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Well yeh obviously

( Peej, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)