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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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male
all the way down to his feathery balls
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
You're wrong
wronger than Wronger Wrongington of Wrong Street, Wrongsy-on-the-wold, Wrongshire
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)
heeellllllooooooooooooooo?
have you ever thought about him being gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)
I've thought about it
often
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)
I bet you have
bow chicka wow wow
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)
that got a laugh
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)
how rare

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)
Only as rare as your mum
turning down cock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)
wh...she never !

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Of course she didn't
It's not in her nature. She gets as much as she can, as often as she can.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)
yeah but she'll never catch up to how many horses you've slept with, no matter how many men she fucks
what's your number again?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Horses don't do it for me at all
I've always been more of a donkey lover.

My phone number is 555-SLAGHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)
shall I call you then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)
No, call me now

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)
It's not working.
Have you given me the rejection hotline number?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I'd never do that
are you adding the +44 code for the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)
I cannot add a +
It works if I just dial out, or add a one.

I mean, it works on other numbers. Not yours.

Stop yanking my chain, monkeyfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)
What would you rather I yank instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I'm sure you can think of something

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)
I'm yanking my plank over you, a septic tank

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:19, Reply)
my mum
turns the cock down, and then round a bit.....so she can get it farther up her fucking STINKHOLE.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)
Lovely
is it just your cock she does that too, or is anyone fair game?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)
if you got the cash,
you can stick up her dirty gash!

if you have enough for a few freddo's, or even a chomp, then your still in!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Male.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweety_Bird
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)
Problem solved
but now I'm going to have to come to terms with my homosexual bestiality
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)
I have a funny feeling you came to terms with it a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)
Physically, maybe
but the mental damage has been alot to deal with
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)
To you?
Or to anyone who's spent more than five minutes listening to you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Option B
You girl-haired amputee-nub-toucher
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)
Officelol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Are you picking on me now?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)
No.
Lic made me laugh is all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)
You love him and want his babies?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

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