Wicked.
I'll be there, front row.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can picture it now.
The gnome theme... the little toadstools that all the guests sit on... the ceremonial fish pond... all his little people forming a tiny arch of fishing rods that I have to crawl through on my way down the aisle...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Walking down the aisle to the "David the Gnome" theme tune...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I was going to pay a harpist to play "I love horses"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I have clicked "I like this".
An OT first, I think.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I'll be squatting in the aisle
curling out a fat one and wanking furiously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Pffft,
You'll be dead by then.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Which reminds me,
bring your mum.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)