Hahaha! JMG Thread.
Hello Loners. Internet favourite JMG making a quick stop to see how you're getting on.
Any of you got depressing anecdotes to share?

Quickly now. Something a lot more interesting is bound to grab my attention shortly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:36, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you pleased with your teams performance so far this season?
Any chance you'll be back bothering the bog boys next season?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

BOG boys?
That's a bit harsh on sides such as Blackburn and Bolton who avoid playing the passing game.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Aaah, typographical error in my reference to the premiership.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

At least you achieved your two greatest passions.
Replying to JMG.
Being first to reply to JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Hi JMG.
Do you ever wear hats?
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

If so, what kind of hat
Would get your official seal of JMG approval?
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

This is important.

( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Somehow I always imagine JMG in a fez.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

It matches his Cravats
and his pantaloons.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I've lost weight JMG

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Which QOTW user have you given it to?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I haven't "given it" to any qotwers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Yet,
Despite your salty charms.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Jammy, do you approve of this anitidock?
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post512865
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Pssst...
"Anecdote"
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Thank you very much, but I prefer it my way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I prefer your spelling too.
For the record.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

VERY well written.
Official JMG endorsement.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I am too fat and alone
to attempt anecdotes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)