Morning Mongs
Stop lurking and wobble in here, clutching your pies, to tell me why this place is going down the shitter.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:02, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I blame Noel.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I blame you
you now have to make it up to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Don't
she'll take you to a cashpoint
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Silly Al.
It's take you at a cashpoint.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

raunchy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

No, it's just very disturbing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

that's how I like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Me too.
Faux geordies never understand that kind of thing.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

that conjured up a picture of Al in a fake fur coat...
arousing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

He's quite the man.
man freak
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Shall I fuck off back to /talk?

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

god no
we can't afford to lose any more people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

/talk have already lost all their good people.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I'd noticed
It really is shit now, whereas before it had a certain charm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

It's all turning to crap.
Let's all go and play on /links. They'll love that.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Hahaha
I'll be your fall guy for a six-pack of Kia-Ora.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

All the good questions
Have been asked and answered.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

have they?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

have they?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

have they?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I'm not sure...

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

*falls over dog*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

What's your strangest fetish?
Alternatively, how many people have you killed? There questions may be linked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Calm down everybody
I'm here now, and everybody knows that there is an 84% increase in activity when I'm around, because I don't care if there's nobody here, I'll talk to myself if I have to.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

that's cos you're a bit of a mental sometimes.
allo mate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

'ello

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

They wants our pies, they does.
Why is it shit? I dunno. Probably the fact that it's now some kind of mixture of tech help/requests for psychological advice from untrained keyboard jockeys/needless backpatting/godawfully inane HSH threads.

Maybe.

How are you, m'dear? Recovered from your escapades of the weekend?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

ALSO:
*WOBBLES*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I have indeed, and much fun they were too.
How was Mr A's stag night?
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Very, very good.
*yawns* Still tired now. Curse you, sweet lager!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Maybe its the lack of meat puppets??
It probably just looked like there were more of us when each person was sending 10 messages per meat puppet!?

I didn't have one though
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

LIES!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

It's not that
it's just that the people who were still hanging around after I left were so insufferably dull that the place died on it's arse. I'm doing my best to pull us up from the mire, but it'll take quite an effort, and I don't have the time anymore.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

My thoughts
Many of the great people of QOTW and Off Topic have moved on and not been replaced by great people. As it gets quieter, less people post. The less people post, the quieter it becomes. It's nowhere near as entertaining as it used to be, although it has its moments.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Christ, I sound like spakka.
Erm... ZOMBIE VULVA INVASION!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Actually, I blame you
and those of your ilk. Do more, or I'll prod you until your tits fall out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

What, exactly, is my ilk?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I think they're like deer
but from Canada
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Man I posted almost exactly this before I DEMAND YOU COMPENSATE ME

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Well, I don't see it.
Your claim for compensation should be directed to INTERNET LAWYER MAN who will probably laugh in your beaky face.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

GOING down the shiitter?
Wasn't it always there? Or am I thinking of the gutter?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)