So we haven't talked about this for a while
but I'm curious, since November is rapidly approaching, has VC/poppet managed to get herself a visa and is she still on her way to Blighty?

EDIT - since Vipros has rather smugly pointed out that I'm incorrect in my assumption that it's this November this question is a little redundant. So, should I have my crisps now and an orange with lunch, or an orange now and my crisps with lunch?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:51, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I believe it is November next year that the move is planned for
so the matter is likely not yet resolved
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I never noticed that
I always thought it was this November.

Oh well, my question is somewhat redundant then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:53, Reply)

You complete waste of space

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

easily done if you look at the calender
you're still an imbecile though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Top smugage.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

thanks
did you find a lab coat?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Yep,
I had a fairly embarrasing conversation in John Lewis's school wear dept.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

....
"Excuse me, sir, why do you have that pair of boys' trousers wrapped around your groin?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Eat your crisps and your orange now
then eat me for your lunch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Only if you are infact a bourbon biscuit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Well, you never know
try twisting my top off and licking what's underneath
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Eeeeew
*up-chucks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

He's confused an Oreo with a Bourbon
He is a massive spastic cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Hahahaha
Still... eeeeww! I was at that moment eating a bourbon too... I don't want it nowwwww! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Can I have it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

You're so needy.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Could you help me with that?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Yes. I now have a certificate so I am an EXPERT.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

an EX
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

*thrusts*

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

*quivers*
some cunt has put pearl barley in my soup. why the shuddering fuck would they do that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Because it's yummy gorgeous?
You know, you can eat things other than croissants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

it's fucking horrible
can't remember the last time I had a croissant (a real one, not a metaphorical one). Might have to remedy that!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

argh
it's got fucking chick peas in it too!

this soup is shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)

chick peas
the Chris Evans of the food world
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

YAY !!!! CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

There we go, all done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Oh god, CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

MOER CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Mmmmmm
croissants
*drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Pearl barley is lovely.
MTFU
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Yay CHEVRON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I think the ex is still valid
ex pert
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You know fuck all about zoology though...

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

But she is an expert on the hotel industry

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Damn right!
/inappropriate confidence
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

What about the quality & workmanship of decent furniture? Hm?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Nope
I have eaten it now. I was only put off briefly!! Sorry!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

UUUUUNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....!
So you can't take the top off a borbon cream and lick the middle? You total fucking nob toucher.

Mongs pity you, you retarded whimpet of a nun's arse.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

You want to get in on some of this action too?
This is why God gave me two nipples, you can both gorge yourselves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Nahhh
I'm good, thanks all the same! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

But I shaved them this morning especially
:C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

This is
concerning on a number of levels. Unless you are a gorilla... in which case its sort of explained, only sort of mind!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I'm genetically closer to a gorilla
than most of the people on this board
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Then my next question is this...
Are you in the Cadburys advert playing the drums to Phil Collins??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Orange first.
You'll digest fruit more quickly, so if you eat it afterwards it will start decompose behind all the fatty crap you ate for lunch and you'll be even more fetid than usual.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Awwwww
I wish I had read that before I started eating my crisps.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

What flavour were they?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

cheese and oinion french fries

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I mis-read that as "felch fries"
Been here too long...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Hurrah for self-contained offices.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

No-one on b3ta has ever eaten fruit.
Perhaps a more pertinent question would be "shall I have chips now, and chips with lunch, or should I have chips now, and chips with lunch, or should I just have two lunches, both with chips?"
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:16, Reply)

To be fair, home made chips contain a fair amount of vitamin C

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Only if you deep fry them in orange juice

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:27, Reply)

No, silly, that would be boiling.
*shakes head*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Geordie orange juice is 95% fat
FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Non-saturated I hope!
*books cholesterol check*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)