Eat your crisps and your orange now
then eat me for your lunch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Only if you are infact a bourbon biscuit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Well, you never know
try twisting my top off and licking what's underneath
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Eeeeew
*up-chucks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

He's confused an Oreo with a Bourbon
He is a massive spastic cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Hahahaha
Still... eeeeww! I was at that moment eating a bourbon too... I don't want it nowwwww! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Can I have it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

You're so needy.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Could you help me with that?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Yes. I now have a certificate so I am an EXPERT.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

an EX
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

*thrusts*

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

*quivers*
some cunt has put pearl barley in my soup. why the shuddering fuck would they do that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Because it's yummy gorgeous?
You know, you can eat things other than croissants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

it's fucking horrible
can't remember the last time I had a croissant (a real one, not a metaphorical one). Might have to remedy that!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

argh
it's got fucking chick peas in it too!

this soup is shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)

chick peas
the Chris Evans of the food world
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

YAY !!!! CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

There we go, all done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Oh god, CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

MOER CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

CHEVRON !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Mmmmmm
croissants
*drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Pearl barley is lovely.
MTFU
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Yay CHEVRON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I think the ex is still valid
ex pert
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You know fuck all about zoology though...

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

But she is an expert on the hotel industry

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Damn right!
/inappropriate confidence
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)

What about the quality & workmanship of decent furniture? Hm?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Nope
I have eaten it now. I was only put off briefly!! Sorry!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

UUUUUNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....!
So you can't take the top off a borbon cream and lick the middle? You total fucking nob toucher.

Mongs pity you, you retarded whimpet of a nun's arse.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

You want to get in on some of this action too?
This is why God gave me two nipples, you can both gorge yourselves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Nahhh
I'm good, thanks all the same! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

But I shaved them this morning especially
:C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

This is
concerning on a number of levels. Unless you are a gorilla... in which case its sort of explained, only sort of mind!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I'm genetically closer to a gorilla
than most of the people on this board
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Then my next question is this...
Are you in the Cadburys advert playing the drums to Phil Collins??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:13, Reply)