In fact, you seem to spend most of your time here
so far past the line that it just appears as a blur on the horizon
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And finally
no matter how nice you are about her, she isn't going to have sex with you. Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Pfffft
As if I'd be interested! I'm deeply in love with my Mrs, and not interested in any B3tan women. I'm not 'pandering' to her either before you start, I just think you shouldn't be proud of yourself, and shouldn't have tried to bring it back up today.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'm genuinely curious.
She was having all sorts of problems, and I just wondered if she had managed to get one sorted out or not.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Well
I think you should apologise. Be the bigger man, get stuck in there, we know you can do it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Is your misses fit? Would you give her one? What would you like to do to THAT if she was walking down the street minding her own buisness with two bags of pick'n'mix form wollys?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I can't see the point in pandering to a woman on the other side of the planet.
Especially one that can't get a visa.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

now that was just cold
for shame...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:18, Reply)

What?
What did I say?
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

if you have to ask
you'll never know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)

She knows
She's an old lady, and she's jumping on the bullying bandwagon. Shame on you, BGB, shame.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I have been misconstrued.
I am lovely big-girls-blouse and don't bully anyone.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Now who's lying on the internet?
When VC gets her visa and she moves over here I hope she gives you all what-for
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I was sticking up for YOU.
Why would YOU pander to a women on the other side of the world which would be difficult if neigh on impossible to get near her wobbly bits.


*sulks*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm just yanking your chain
you lovely old cock polisher you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

"nigh"
;)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I don't pick on little girls
I'll be a little cunty to most people, and I've gotten personal with those I've known well enough to, the ones I know can stand up for themselves. I know when I've crossed the line, and I've apologised for it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Oh Bert
you can't make take the internet seriously today, I've got stuff to do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)

There's not taking it seriously
and then there's picking on little girls. I'll gladly take the piss out of anyone, but going after somebody, mocking them, ridiculing them and not dropping it, when you're a 28 year old man and she's an 18 year old girl is the saddest, most pathetic thing since my arguments with becky and Kaol.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:17, Reply)

It's definatly not condencending by calling her a 'little girl', oh no, not at all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I've already thought of that
she'll probably object, but I'm an old man, so I'll get away with it.

EDIT and by comparison an overweight, university graduate 28 year old, would make an 18 year old seem like a little girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)