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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How's Death Row?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Why's he on Death Row?
Or has he just been signed up by Suge Knight?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Gonz took me through his bu'dwar and into his rooftop garden.
My passionate delight turned to horror as I saw the row of long-dead plants before me. I now refer to those poor things as Death Row.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
BAORDWAR, please.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Our favourite Gonz spellings differ.
EMINTILE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
HA ! THERE IS LIFE IN THERE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Is that a tomato?
Or a pepper? Or a swollen goat gonad?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
I think it's the heart of his mortal enemy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
SexFace?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
I HAVE SEEN SEXFACE'S BED!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
did you sniff it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)
No, I admired it.
I am a nice guest.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
Awwwww
you can come round to my house anytime then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
It's a bus ride away!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
You should be careful though
I might bully you. I'm a terribly mean bully. Even Bert thinks so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I shall just tell Mrs Al.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I read that as
I HAVE SEX IN SEXFACE'S BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I do it when SexFace is over at Tesco.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Does he spend a lot of time in tesco
or are you really quick?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
He's over at Tesco all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
He goes over, helps on the tills and putting stuff on shelves.
If he's lucky, he gets to go into the cold storadge area.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Oh man, I want his life.
If I saw him walking down the street I'd be like Damn Bro, you has got a SWEET life!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Does that make you all hot and bothered?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Yes. I have to wipe myself off on Gonz's towel.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
That's a strangely unappealing thought.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I feel ill :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

unappealing arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)
You disgust me

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

disgust arouse
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
Haaaaaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
It's funny because it's true
I'm touching myself as I type. Which is quite hard to do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
good times

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

g c t sed with your therapist
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
That would be sad

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)
I think it's a chilli.
100% organic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Absolutely...
being only yards from the busy main road and your 100 per day habit.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Bloody hell!
What's that red thing?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
I've not been to the forrest in ages.
I'm hoping Mother Nature has taken care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Thats "taken care of" in a sly nod, finger across the throat style.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
He's ruthless.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

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