Is Gonzo foreign?
I don't know the guy very well, but he's been around here a bit lately, and I'm just trying to work out whether he's from another country, or if his spelling is deliberate.

Also, I have something in common with him, anyone care to guess what it is?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:33, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's dyslexic and jewish.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

But British?
...and that gives us two things in common, at least I'd assume so
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

As far as I know
but he has some sort of link to Cyprus.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

At least the dyslexia explains it though
I was trying to figure out whether his spelling had a mediteranean or even german bent to it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

He's got a tiny cock too?
And put downs that stopped being funny in biblical times?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Haha
get a haircut, you terrible excuse for a student
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

you both have hair
?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Ok, that's three things
try to guess the first
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

you both have an extremely hard time choosing what to buy from tesco

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Oh! maybe they both live across the road from tesco!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Monkeysex is SexFace?
Quite a development!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I don't shop there
the ugliness was too much to bear
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

you both have foreskin

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Jews don't have foreskins
and neither do I, but I didn't know he was jewish when I posted.

Does anybody care? I'll give you a clue, look at the calendar
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I like a penis without foreskin.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

or
they both found spiders in their doughnuts
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I'm dyslexic and Jewish

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Did you accidentally cut off your three skin?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'm british/english/whatever, and I'm dyslexic.
Now I'ld kindly ask you to not make fun of my serious medical condition (dyslexia) in light of this knowledge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

You've got some link to cyprus though haven't you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Only in respect that I have a place there.
There is no long-term heratige there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

ahhh,
I thought you had family there.
in the sopranos sense of the word.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I honestly wasn't
I was curious and would have asked you personally, but you weren't here, and I don't know you well enough.

EDIT guess what we have in common
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

It's ok, I was takin' the piss out of myself when saying 'medical condition'.
I'm not entirely sure, we both fancy Al?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

My crush on al died a long time ago
he's not rough enough with me.

When's your birthday?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Helloween

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

How's Death Row?

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Why's he on Death Row?
Or has he just been signed up by Suge Knight?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Gonz took me through his bu'dwar and into his rooftop garden.
My passionate delight turned to horror as I saw the row of long-dead plants before me. I now refer to those poor things as Death Row.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

BAORDWAR, please.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Our favourite Gonz spellings differ.
EMINTILE CHEESE!
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

HA ! THERE IS LIFE IN THERE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Is that a tomato?
Or a pepper? Or a swollen goat gonad?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I think it's the heart of his mortal enemy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

SexFace?
:(
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I HAVE SEEN SEXFACE'S BED!

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

did you sniff it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

No, I admired it.
I am a nice guest.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Awwwww
you can come round to my house anytime then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

It's a bus ride away!
Woo!
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You should be careful though
I might bully you. I'm a terribly mean bully. Even Bert thinks so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I shall just tell Mrs Al.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I read that as
I HAVE SEX IN SEXFACE'S BED!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I do it when SexFace is over at Tesco.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Does he spend a lot of time in tesco
or are you really quick?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

He's over at Tesco all the time.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

He goes over, helps on the tills and putting stuff on shelves.
If he's lucky, he gets to go into the cold storadge area.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Oh man, I want his life.
If I saw him walking down the street I'd be like Damn Bro, you has got a SWEET life!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Does that make you all hot and bothered?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Yes. I have to wipe myself off on Gonz's towel.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

That's a strangely unappealing thought.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I feel ill :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

unappealing arousing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You disgust me

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

disgust arouse
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Haaaaaahaha

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

It's funny because it's true
I'm touching myself as I type. Which is quite hard to do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

good times

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

g c t sed with your therapist
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

That would be sad

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I think it's a chilli.
100% organic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Absolutely...
being only yards from the busy main road and your 100 per day habit.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Bloody hell!
What's that red thing?
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I've not been to the forrest in ages.
I'm hoping Mother Nature has taken care of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Oh dear.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Thats "taken care of" in a sly nod, finger across the throat style.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

He's ruthless.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Bingo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You both like dreadful metal bands?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Good god man
There's like 4 pages between whatever this is a reply to and the original post. Don't leave us trying to match up indentation levels!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

it's easy
just leave your cursor by the left side of the text and scroll up using your wheel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)