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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I even asked my landlord to give me a few planks and some scaffolding so I can sit on the roof. He said no. I live on the top two floors. It would be so lovely. Right now I have to perch dangerously on the window ledge.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Hey presto, permanent roof garden.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)
Thanks DiT! My life will be perfect as of tomorrow when I steal some astroturf from a butcher's window...
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:14, Reply)
his ring's only just shrunk to normal size
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)
I'll have to start charging you. Ok, here's a freebie, if you dip your cock in listerine, you'll get the same tingling sensation that you get if you hold it in your mouth...right? WRONG, you'll get a stinging sensation that will last after rinsing it under cold water for some time and a soon to be ex girlfriend who laughs like a mong and spreads the story across the internet.
Trufact.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)
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