WHO do you want to see naked?
I've got a long list including Terrell Owens, Alexander Skarsgård, Lady Gaga and ALL of you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:18, 114 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

she's got nice tits
I'm quite jealous of her
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Pictures or I don't believe you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I don't believe youym's tits NEVER HAPPENED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

They must have happened
or else Kristine would have starved to death as a baby.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Judging by Spanky's earlier thread...
perhaps she survived on her father's milk?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

gross
and I didn't drink milk I had some sort of soy formula
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Hmmmm
maybe that's why you turned out like you did.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

:(
I'm picking up I turned out badly but I can't figure out in what way
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I was only kidding
I'm sure you've turned out wonderfully.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
no
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

you've turned veerrrry nicely
/letch voice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Fuck off Pyschochomp

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

you bully people online

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

This may or may not be true
I don't believe it myself.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

pix pls
tits of gtfo!
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Rachel Weisz, Zoey Deschanel
Bridget Regan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

It's Zooey

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

you're right
well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Happy to oblige...
*rummages around for camera*
*heads towards gaz page*

Edit: Actually, I'll second Rachel Weisz.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Oh Good God.
I'm not quite sure what to say to that.

But to answer your question...

Kate Winslett, Sophia Loren (when she was younger), and the cute girl from accounts.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I applaud Kate Winslett
she is gorgeous
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

You want to see me naked?
You only had to ask.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

It still fills me with wonder at how realistic this picture is.
It looks like I'm about to be motorboated.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

So...
you have an equilateral triangle where your vadge is supposed to be?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Nope.
That's a skirt.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Tell me more...
I am intrigued by this skirt of which you speak.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

skirt (skûrt)
n.
1. The part of a garment, such as a dress or coat, that hangs freely from the waist down.
2. A garment hanging from the waist and worn by women and girls.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Right, I've found something which hangs freely
from more or less my waist down, but the last woman or girl I offered it to looked quite disgusted when I asked her to wear it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Bless al and his speshul skilz :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm never going to be able to watch people to yogar again.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

No one
I'm scared of nipples.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I want to see...
Katy Perry, possibly Zooey Deschanel actually, I just SAW Natalie Imbruglia nearly naked on teh webz, so I'm ok there.
Right, that's the dazzling blue-eyed brunettes out of the way. Now for the mans.
Hmm, none are coming to mind. Apart from one. And with a bit of luck I'll see that on Saturday.
Oh, and Alex James. I still would.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

mmmm brunettes
we should abduct all 3 that you mention.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

They are the three best brunettes ever.
With the best most cartoon-like eyes I've ever seen.

EDIT: I'm not forgetting Louise Brooks, but she's long-dead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

it seems that we share the same taste in women
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Back atcha.
Imagine Zooey Deschanel if she shouted "Slag!" out of a passing van.
I might actually consider doing gayness with her if she was that funny.
I might do a Wall of Brunettes in my spare room.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'll send you a pic of my other half for it
;-)

I can imagine Zooey Deschanel doing that to be honest. she seems like a laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Haha, thanks.
B/W pics only. It's a 'classy' wall.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I'll see what I can do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I have a framed picture of Louise Brooks on my wall.
My wife is jealous of it. I suggested replacing it with a playboy calendar and she hit me.

I love the picture loads. I got it off the web and had it printed. I have been unable to find the picture on the web again since the initial finding.
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Which one is it?
I've been printing out pics of her for years. She's all over my living room.
I needed lots of pics from different angles when I first went back to having a bob.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

It um one with looking all gorgeous.
It very simliar in lighting and setting to this one. cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/139/8/AAAAAmyf_LwAAAAAATmF5g.jpg but the source I found was much larger darker and different. In fact without going home and taking a picture of my picture to show you I can't really tell you.
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I love this one too
www3.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/-OCsma4pgAil.jpg
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I likes the candid ones too
gracemagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/louisebrooksreading430.jpg

What a gal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I intend to build a time machine
and go back a marry her.
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

If you promise to shake her like Dr Schon in Pandora's Box
Can I come and watch?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Sure :)
You can join in if you like
( Peej, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Seeing people naked doesn't really float my boat.
But if I could cop a feel it would be Gerard Butler.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

he is unbelievably delicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I sometimes think I'm the only one in the world who is indifferent to naked people.
I'm not adverse to them, I just find naked people are, erm, just naked people. Don't get me wrong, I like porn as much as most people, it's just that naked people don't do anything for me.

I've never understood people who buy red-top papers and have to oggle the tits, let alone knock one out to them. And I never feel the need to declair "Cor, look at the crackin' set of tits on that, i'ld split her in half, cor yeah, what i'ld like to do to THAT".

In fact, it annoyes me that my favorite magazines now have more semi naked girls than content I buy them for.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

It's one thing saying you buy Playboy for the articles
but it's quite another complaining that there aren't enough of them. Just buy Private Eye or the Spectator or something instead.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'm into gadgets'n'gizmos'n'technology.
So I like T3 and Stuff.

Except they're always really late to the game, and it's just naked girls. They even fill the magazines with cars now, for fuck's sake. If I wanted cars, i'ld buy AutoTrader or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm more like a man in that sense where as I tend to make lewd comments like 'phwooooar check out his ass, it looks well squeezable'

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Gonz and BGB
I know where you're coming from.
But I do think women have more aesthetically pleasing bodies. And it would be nice to have a proper look at the ones I mentioned ; ) I wouldn't wanna do owt with them (I've blathered on about this before.)
As for blokes. I guess I already have to fancy him before I'm bothered about having a good ogle. That's why i was stumped for blokes there.
I am a sucker for those lines that some blokes have on their pelvises. Like Action Man, where his legs join his body.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I got excited there for a moment thinking you wanted to see me naked.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

everyone wants to see you naked

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

those likes are HOTT
*sigh*
I've only ever seen them on telly
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

They're ace
I've sucked some.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

*gasp*
luckeeeeeeee
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Your time will come...
*tries to sound sage*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I'm a bit lost here.
I'm trying hard to think what these lines might look like, and other than googling naked men or dropping my pants in the office, I'm not going to have much luck finding out!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I know what she means
the sort of lines you only get if you are as toned as a calvin klein underwear model.

the likes of you and I will never achieve these :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Well, Action Man's are exaggerrated
but see these things that point down the pelvis
vzone.virgin.net/vintage.games/aman1.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

that's disturbing
this is delicious
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Aaah
*takes a moment*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I like looking at naked people
and not for the dirty aspects, I just like looking

/freak
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I definitely like licking
those lines.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Libby Kennedy from Neighbours
The cheerleader from Heroes
Scarlett Johansson
That brunette one from Watchmen
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Lies.
You want the blue one.
We ALL know that.
( Cawl, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

.....
It's true! Especially when he grows all large and acts all mean!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Oh, there's a good one
Libby Kennedy - Kym Valentine as she is IRL.

*rubs thighs in Vic Reeves stylee*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I do like her

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

The one in watchmen is naked in the film
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

this is true
it's good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

The guy who gets thrown out the window in the Watchman film.
I wouldn't mind peeping up his trouser leg.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

he's in every american tv show

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Ehh? Malin Akerman?? Naked????
Libby Kennedy has fucking great cans and a very.... womanly figure. I think I love her...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You should write her a letter telling her that
Women LOVE that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

What makes you think I don't already have a restraining order!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Claudia Black, Kristen Bell.
I reckon those two'd keep me going for a while.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Kristen Bell is pretty
as is Claudia Black
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I am aware of this. It is mostly why I would like to see them naked.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

sorry I left off the bit that said "but I wouldn't want to see them naked, Claudia looks like a dude and Kristen is too skinny"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

A HOT dude.
She'd snap me like a twig. Mmmmmmm.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Christina Hendricks
The thinking man's crumpet

Failing that, Katy Perry and Pixie Lott
(KneelDiamond, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Christina Hendricks
Yes!

Yes!!!!!!!!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

SECONDED
She's got some of the most fabulous tits I've ever had the pleasure staring at.

so close...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Nathan Fillion
*dies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Is anyone on here attracted to actual women and not these doe-eyed little girls?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

who do you consider an actual woman?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Pat Butcher?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

So, my high school lunch lady?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Anyone over the age of 25 who looks like they're older than 25.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Jensen Ackles please.
And Cote de Pablo.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Oooh yes Cote de Pablo.
And Pauley Perrette, as long as she's not all bland when she's out of character.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

she kind of is I think
I watched an interview of her talking about her music and she's just sitting there, no passion
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I might have to have a little cry.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I want to touch McGee

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

No!
Tony.... yum.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Gibbs
I'd like to rub my face all over his hairy man chest
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

If George Clooney is too old for me,
Gibbs definitely is. But I still wouldn't say no.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

OH I forgot Colin Firth
*drools*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

You've just reminded me that I've forgotten Jamie Bamber.
Drop the towel, man. DROP THE TOWEL (possibly NSFW)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

heellllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Why do I keep clicking on these links of yours
I know they're going to be naked men.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

you WANT to look and by god that was a lovely lovely picture

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

You love it,
The one up there is an almost naked woman though. Click on that one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I can't be bothered to sit through a video
Plus I've almost certainly seen it before if it's in Firefly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Fair enough.
Its the bedroom scene from Our Mrs Reynolds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

She's in Mad Men too,
not that hot in that though and she plays a more annoying character.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Also, on reflection...
Jewel Staite. She is just utterly gorgeous.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)