WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I've a sneaking suspicion it's something do to with a foreign country
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Working my arse off for a company whose trains all like to get stranded in one place
for several hours at a time. And then dealing with the hordes of infuriated customers who have been told that since it is not our fault, there will be no compensation.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Perhaps you could try herding the trains away from that place
and herd the customers away from the complaints department.

I could probably help with the former by hacking into the system that controls the points.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Go, trains. Leave this place.
Go, customers. These are not the droids you are looking for.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

If I could re-direct the Eurostar trains
I'd send them down the London Underground. It takes twice as long to get from St. Pancras to my flat than it does from St Pancras to the tunnel-mouth.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Now that would be awesome.
It takes me half an hour to get from work to London, although I do have to ride in the buffet car...
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Now, if only the Central line would have a buffet car
and a toilet for that matter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

cunting cunty cunt cunts

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Aren't they just?
If I never see another cab receipt with the meter in the hundreds it'll be far too soon...

On that bombshell, I'm afraid I must commence Stage 1 of Operation: Clean The Flat In Preparation For Maternal Inspection In A Fortnight's Time. Bloody parents.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

OK. Go go go!
A fortnight? A multi-stage operation? This is why I'm glad I live in a studio flat!

* imagines Maladicta spinning her computer chair into a cartoon whirlwind that cleans the flat while she's still sitting on it *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I'm going to have Operation: Spray paint the neighbors shite wrought iron patio furniture white with green polka dots

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)