Morning Mongs!
I am sickened by my early arrival at work this morning.
What's sickening you today?
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:01, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First

( djtrialprice, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Sick

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

I have sickened me
By my stupid first reply grabbingness
( djtrialprice, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

I'm sickened I've got a half day today,
sickened that I'll be doing half days for the rest of the fridays this month, it's sickening I'll be at home by 1pm.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:12, Reply)

So what delights of MK will you be sampling on your afternoon off?

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:17, Reply)

The cleaning of my flat,
it'll be awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:18, Reply)

You crazy dude

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I'd rather do chores while I'm getting paid
so I don't have to do any of that shit over the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:20, Reply)

cw
( djtrialprice, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Too much red wine.
Can one have too much red wine?
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Alcohol poisioning causes death
duhh
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I'll give you that one.
But don't try and make me look stupid again.


I can manage on my own.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I'm here just to make sure everyone notices that you've made yourself look stupid.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Then you will look stupid pointing out the obvious.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:20, Reply)

9 O'clock is not early
What has happened today so far, sickens me. Workboresme deleted a thread about 9/11 after a couple of mild comments. It was a nice picture too.

MTFU
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Ah, usual sensitivity.
I sometimes wonder why people come to b3ta.

9am is early when one is used to 10am-6pm. Besides, I was here at 8.30am.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:16, Reply)

You're a little trouper : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I won't get to bed until about 4.30am :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Pour que?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Going to the pub and then going to a metal club to headbang and misbehave.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Jizzy Chebs here we come!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:24, Reply)

:D
Edit: Not tonight, so stop being naughty.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Sorry
I'll stop bullying you about your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:27, Reply)

OMG!!!
Did you just apologize....ON LINE.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I've apologised many times online
when I've been rude for good reason.

I put up a whole thread about how sorry I was for saying TGB had a large vagina.

She mocked me for it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:30, Reply)

I am quite sensitive about my boobal size.
But I know Al is lovely.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:31, Reply)

I think Al is lovely too.
It's just a shame he doesn't know that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)

^This
You'd think people would have learned by now, eh?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Boring fucktards.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:34, Reply)

This sickens me
Posting a context free response so far below the original that I have to hold a ruler up against the screen and scroll up and down to work it out. Curse you!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I am an awful bully.
Sorry about that.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I figured it out eventually
But it was hard going for a Friday morning. Far too much thinkery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Just align your mouse pointer next to the left of teh post
and scroll up with your wheel.

If you don't have a wheel mouse. MTFU AND GET ONE!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)

This sickens me
Sensible suggestions. On a Friday. From Al.

It's a sign of the Apocalypso.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Apocalypso Calippo.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I would probably kick a small dog for a Callipo right now
But not that hard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:50, Reply)

That sounds about right.
Oh, how I wish I'd seen that. I'd make a comment, and then be accused of being full of fake bravado again. O INTERNET.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Stop pretending to be yourself, you cad.

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)

But seriously
would you do her?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Who are we talking about now?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

My mum

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were talking about tedious, oversensitive, needy internets types.
But ym, on the other hand, well... Should I bring wine?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Depends if you want to drink wine afterwards
she's not going to, she's got to drive to another client.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know
that I roused myself early from bed and got my weights on down at the gym. I normally hate using the weights area at the gym, it's generally full of posers. But this morning the people there were doing sensible workouts and there was a bit of banter, unlike normally when it's a greasy looking blokes grunting over the heaviest weights they can possibly manage.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I am so angry.
I got here at 8.30am so I could start on the work someone was supposed to leave for me, and she didn't leave it. It's about eight hours of work and I only have today to do it.
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID?
Al, say something funny to cheer me up.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:41, Reply)

You've got two hopes there, love.
And one of 'em's Bob.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Whenever RJD had his photo taken with Sabbath
he would ensure he was standing on a box or something, or be in the foreground while the rest of them stood back in order not to accentuate what a tiny man he is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

So lovely!

( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Coldplay videos sicken me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I second this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I third this.
What a waste of fucking time.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Thirded!
DAMN! FOURTHED!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)