Guess the embarrassing secret
At the moment I'm supposed to be working but I've recently developed an addiction to a game that I've been playing almost constantly. This in itself is no big deal - plenty of people get hung up on games...

Guess which one it is or else give us some idea of your embarrassing secret and let us guess the rest.

*EDIT* I'll be back in five minutes or so...once I've played the game a bit more.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:47, 45 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Zoo tycoon,
you mentioned it earlier.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I LOVE that game!!
I am debating on getting a PC laptop so I can play dodgy 'tycoon' games again... I dislike my mac for lack of fun things to play on it! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

If you're just going to play games
a desktop will probably be cheaper,
If you've got space for it and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

That's my issue (well one of many)
I lack the roooooom. Plus if I get a desktop PC it'll have to be in another room and I'll feel all lonely. I like sitting on the sofa using a laptop and watching tv at the same time! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

aren't there programs that can let you play pc games on a mac?
I'm not sure how good they'll be, but cheaper than getting another laptop.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Oh I'm not sure!?!
Maybe I should investigate! I suppose it would be cheaper than buying a new laptop... I was only going to get a shitty Dell one away though as they are a bit of a bargain.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I used to work for Dell,
I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole, even if they're cheap
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Ah I see, I have been told the same of Sony
I'm not very good with PCs the last one I brought was a Tiny and they went bust the week after I got it! Haha
What is your laptop suggestion?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I get most of my computer stuff from ebuyer,
it's reliable and has a decent returns policy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Cool
Thank you muchly, I shall have a look! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I'm gonna flog a laptop I've got, quite high spec for a lappy, in order to fund my "metrosexual coming-out-the-closetness" by buying a mac

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Haha cool!
DiT has a macbook and he likes it very much but it is gradually dying now. This is another reason for me wanting a new laptop!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Bloody hell, you've got a good memory
or are you stalking me?
Are you hidden inside my laptop?

Now let us guess an embarrassing secret of yours...like the fact that you're really a MAN and not a girl at all! That came as quite a shock when I met you, you know ;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I have a good memory,
That's one of the least embarrasing secrets I have. There's a whole pile of worse ones.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Is it man milk or moo milk on B3ta fun games?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Aside from that one
;)

What's your dodgy secret?

Is it phoning people and *pretending* that it's a wrong number?

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I know.
*embarrasses*



I just wanted to speak to you but I'm shy : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I sometimes watch ____ tv shows
because I actually enjoy them
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Reality
AICMFP

Jeremy Kyle is your favourite.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I actually only know of Jeremy Kyle from here
but, no, I actually don't like any reality shows...except perhaps Tool Academy, but thats more of a love hate relationship.

edit: it's teen shows, I love Hannah Montana and Secret Life of an American Teenager.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Pornographic?
Decorating?
Pornographic decorating?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I don't know if it's a secret
because five other people bore witness to it last night...

...but it was certainly fucking embarrassing during the music round of The Crown's pub quiz that I was able to recognise and then name a song by Gloria Estefan.

*cringes*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I have never had a Poptart.
Not embarrassing or a secret. I've just seen a pic of one and quite fancy one. Yet I dodn't know what htey taste like.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

superheated sugary cardboard,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

We were allowed to take "snacks" into out GCSE Art exam
so I took a box of pop tarts, and ate them cold.

Embarrassing secret: I love putting _______ up my bum.
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Pop tarts?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

nope
but close
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Carrots

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I ate a whole carrot for lunch.
I actually prefer them with the skins on. Provided they're well washed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'm glad you washed it after what he did with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

It gives it extra flavour.
Leaving the skins on - what did you think I meanT?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

to be honest, theres no correct answer,
I was just looking for tips.


*Goes carrot shopping*
(TheColonel, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Me neither
they don't look appetising.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I don't know
There's a part of me that thinks they do.
I'm hving a "what to wear" crisis. I think my jewelandnetting hat is a deffo. I might just wear a black dress to go with it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I wondered why you'd been so quiet today...
...naturally I assumed that you'd managed to sort out your phd proposal and that you'd organised your lesson plans for this semester.

How are the alligators coming along?

NB - I happen to know that upon completing a level Madame Le Poulet likes to seal the exits and let the wild animals roam free on a public killing spree.

She's not all sweetness and light.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

This is true
I love that the game designers built in killing sprees - splatters of blood, lions and tigers throwing small children around, eating lovely prey...it's a great game!

I have done some work - I've read four chapters of TTOWH. It's good but I needed some 'light relief'...now back to the baboons.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Which baboons?
The virtual ones or the ones in full time education?

:)
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Both
:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I'm not particularly embarrassed, but I don't often admit this.
I'm a huge fan of Metal music, all ranges of it.

But I think that Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax are all pretty average. They've all got a few good songs, but not enough to warrant 20 year careers.

Also (this is usually the dangerous part), Slayer are one of the most boring bands I've ever seen live.

*ducks*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I can enjoy most genres, but the only metal band I can bear....
Is probably Megadeth. And some Metallica. However the really really heavy stuff is just too heavy for me...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

*walks up to the mic, taps it a couple of times, gives a little cough*
I'm going to let you finish, but beyonce had the greatest video of all time.

*walks down from the podium and goes back to take seat*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

This gets funnier every time I read it!!!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

THE GAME YOU PLAY IS TAG TEAM BLUMPKINS
£100 please.

I need £100 to rent some dogs to kick rainbows out of.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Deegee,
I saw the most awesome pug on saturday, it was a puppy that someone was holding.

AND THE SHOP I WAS IN IS GETTING 14 MORE THIS SATURDAY !!!!

sooo tempted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 17:13, Reply)

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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)