I'm Baaaaaaack
Long time no see.

I was abducted by alien. They took me to their home planet where they treated me like a king, ad gave me all the cake ad pie that I wanted. Now I back though and a bit sad.

So what have I missed in my absence?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:13, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get a job, you lazy sod.

( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Well Bugger you
Little miss preachy!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Did you expect niceties?
You do remember this place, don't you?
( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Not really
It would be good to know what I missed though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Well ello!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

What a strange video

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

It's completely fucking apt.
I'm proud of my appropriate use of this video.
Go find your aliens. I hate you now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Yes it's very appropriate
but it's still strange.

Don't hate me, I'm a lovely person really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Don't you remember the programme?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

All of the alien abduction stories I have ever heard about included
anal probes. Is that what you are sad about?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Nope
I'm missing the cake and pie, and being treated like a king.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

*Beheads Dok*
that kingly enough for you?

Quick visit from me as i'm buggering off in about 3 minutes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Aaaaaarggggg
I need my head.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

that's what you get when you google "anal probe stories"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:34, Reply)

"ad gave me all the cake ad pie"
Did their language lack the letter N?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Yes it did
And It's going to take a while to get used to having one again.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I'd say that I missed you
but that would be a terrible lie, and this isn't the place for that kind of thing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)