Will the real althegeordie please stand up?
I don't like this new althegeordie; this talk clone, who repeats things he's read on other boards, verbatim, because he thinks they're funny. I don't like the long-winded, pointless rants that go on and on for several paragraphs at a time, I don't like the fake cuntishness either.

I want the real al back, the funny al (to be fair he still makes me chuckle sometimes), the cheeky little fella who could bring a smile to the most miserable of faces, the guy we all loved and admired, who could think for himself and not just do what everybody on /talk has been doing for years.
I know I'm a hypocrite, I went a bit doolally myself a while ago, but I'm back to my old self, I just hope he finds his way back too.

EDIT while reading this post, please try to imagine 'It must've been love (but it's over now)' by Roxette playing in your head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:35, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's playing up to get my attention

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I think this may be the case
what with you being an uber-hot sexy internet woman, and all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:47, Reply)

It must have been good but I lost it somehow

(bill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

It must have been love but it's over now

(bill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

From the moment we touched till the time had run out

(bill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Bored now

(bill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Awww...
I was just getting into it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Awww, as it's you here's the rest:
Make believing we're together
That I'm sheltered by your heart
But in and outside, I turned to water
Like a teardrop in your palm

And it's a hard winter's day
I dream away

It must have been love but it's over now
It was all that I wanted, now, I'm living without
It must have been love but it's over now
It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows

It must have been love but it's over now
It must have been good but I lost it somehow
It must have been love but it's over now
From the moment we touched till the time had run out

Yeah, it must have been love but it's over now
It was all that I wanted, now, I'm living without
It must have been love but it's over now
It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows

It must have been love but it's over now
It must have been love but it's over now
(bill, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

*gets dressed for success*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I always thought they said
'dressed for some sex', which makes no sense at all!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

No!
Whats the time?
Seems its already morning.
I see the sky, its so beautiful and blue.
The tvs on but the only thing showing
Is a picture of you.

Oh I get up and make myself some coffee.
I try to read a bit but the storys too thin.
I thank the lord above
Youre not here to see me in this shape Im in.

Spending my time,
Watching the days go by.
Feeling so small,
I stare at the wall,
Hoping that you think of me too.
Im spending my time.

I try to call but I dont know what to tell you.
I leave a kiss on your answering machine.
Oh help me please,
Is there someone who can make me
Wake up from this dream?

Spending my time,
Watching the days go by.
Feeling so small,
I stare at the wall,
Hoping that you are missing me too.
Im spending my time,
Watching the sun go down.
I fall asleep to the sound
Of tears of a clown,
A prayer gone blind.
Im spending my time

My friends keep telling me:
Hey, life will go on,
Time will make sure Ill get over you.
This silly game of love -
You play, you win only to lose.

Im spending my time,
Watching the days go by.
Feeling so small,
I stare at the wall,
Hoping that you think of me too.
Im spending my time.

Im spending my time,
Watching the sun go down.
I fall asleep to the sound
Of tears of a clown,
A prayer gone blind.
Im spending my time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Wow
this song is really bring us all together, what a happy little bunch of spastics we all are.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

It doesn't count if you copy and paste it from somewhere
You cheater
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I'm not fucking typing all that out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Well you should
if you had love for the Roxette, you would
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Heyy...
Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer, she's a juvenile scam, never was a quitter, tasty like a raindrop, she;s got the look!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Got the look
got the look
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

ow!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

SPENDING MY TIIIIIIIME
that's well better
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

WATCHING THE DAAAAAYS GO BY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)

*raises lighter*
*sways*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

*takes off shoes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

This song is about me......!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Is it fuck
It's about me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You're right
I can imagine you falling asleep to the salty tears of a clown
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Actually, you can have this one
I'm more a 'Crash Boom Bang' girl.
*weeps uncontrollably and buys Skol*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I'm too young to know what you're talking about

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Oh noes!
He mentioned age!

Run!

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Mention age all you like, you whippersnappers
Like I gives a fuck : D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Children shouldn't be allowed into adult forums
go back to your bed, little one, Daddy'll be up in a minute
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I'll take you on a skyride, feeling like a spellbound, sunshine is a lady
WHO ROCKS YOU LIKE A BABY!

I SAID HELLO! YOU FOOL! I LOVED YOU! C'MON JOIN THE JOYRIIIII-II-DE, BE A JOYRIDER!

/Roxette, encouraging crime, 90s.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

It's a bright June Afternoon, it never gets dark
Wah-Wah! Here comes the sun
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, Reply)

That is the exact song
That we cruised around town, the hot June we left school. The world was our oyster!

Now we're all dead or deadbeats
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)