Ahoy-hoy
is what I have taken to answering all internal calls with at work, and that makes me cool. Greetings, fluffeh types.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Greetings Metallica
Talk like a Pirate day isn't until Saturday.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

But every day
is "Obscure Simpsons Reference" day.

Ahoy-hoy, Mr Burns!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Greetings.
I like the cut of your jib, Simpson.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Who is that Smithers?
One of the faceless drones from sector 3G.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I shall have to ... attack you ...
*unf unf unf*
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Greetings Chainey
I wonder what Mr. Burns would be like on Talk Like a Pirate day.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Unable to lift his cutlass
off the floor.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

He'd just get Smithers to do it for him
In fact, he'll stand behind Smithers while he's fighting Burns's opponent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

AARGGGH MATEY
I be spendin' Talk Like A Pirate Day swabbin' the deck afore me wench of a mother docks in this scurvy port. Arrrr.

/finds a use at last for Facebook's Pirate English setting
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I answer with 'yo yo yiggity yo'
or 'Pete's garage'
or 'Sal's pizza, you order, we deliver, cheap!'
or 'Big bang for your buck'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I'm trying to get up the courage to answer it to someone I know well with
"Hello, is it me you're looking for?", but I suspect I'd piss myself laughing at the first word.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

If you did that and you were on top of them, they could reply
"Hello, is it me you're leaking on?"
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Given the banter that goes on in my office
nothing would surprise me any more! My supervisors have discovered the joy of the humble rickroll.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

once I was in my irl bff's car, we're making our way down the road and then that song comes on
I start laughing and she's all be-boping her head and singing because she genuinely likes it and knows nothing of rickroll
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I liked it before rickrolling was invented
but I like it over 9000 times more now!
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

hahaha
*rocks out*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)

That song only went to No. 1 in the charts because they prevented copies of MARRS's Pump up the Volume from being sold due to usage of a sample. Were MARRS the first to get rickrolled?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Technically, yes.
*listens to it again*
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Of course, MARRS prevailed and knocked Rick Astley off the no. 1 spot
You could say that Rick Astley was then MARRS-BARRED.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Then I want to be woken up when Mars
is AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN.
( Maladicta, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

How about going out
for a quick game of thudunk?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Muuuuum!
Jimmy's stuck on Mars!
( Maladicta, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:09, Reply)

pfft
I'm liking this, maybe the next time I answer I'll say "I'm here, what's your next wish?"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)