When Vitamin C drops her sprog...
can I take over as "Official B3ta 'Parasite' Carrier"? I just got the "yes you are going to have to give birth" result. Woo! Or not? Can't make my mind up yet.....

PS Why can't I stop thinking of unborn babies as parasites?! It's not good when you have one in you.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:22, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd say woo.
The fact that you're telling the internet is a good sign.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

^ ^ This
but with added Yay!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Yeah
It's a "woo" really. But it IS pretty scary. Especially when I consider that I am totally (completely and utterly) clueless about babies. But let's try not to think about that.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I was 21 when daughter was born
and completely clueless. That hasn't changed almost thirteen years later.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Woo
but also with added ouch and lack of sleep.
(berk, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Oh well done you!
*jealouses*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:46, Reply)

"PS Why can't I stop thinking of unborn babies as parasites?! It's not good when you have one in you."

This reminds me of this post.

But congratulations on taking the baton of 'parasitic' transportation.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

nooo
That's just made it worse! They are creepy aliens, I know it. I'd better get over that before it starts wiggling around. Dear lord, I just made myself feel ill.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Sorry about that
Have a * hug * and let the hug radiate to Apeface jr.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Congrats!
And, no, you aren't the only one who thinks of them as parasites. I still think one of mine is an alien.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

okay, right, see, babies are awesome
they only get more awesome as they get older so I'm thinking this is a total "Woo"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

yay!
have gazzed you :-)

I got a baby gro from friends which says 'when I grow up I want to be a parasitologist' on it - so as you might guess, I'm fairly keen on parasites anyway! and yes, my parasite will always be a parasite - my dad told his colleagues that 'my daughter has an endoparasite which will be an ectoparasite in September' when he was announcing my pregnancy...
ah, biologists...

oh, and I told b3ta before I told my family about this pregnancy too :-)

good luck!!
( ascorbate, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Yay!
Children are evil, but congratulations!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Everyone is having babies.
Have you all gone quite mad?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'm not

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Good girl.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Not now at least, I can't afford a mini-me

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I can't be the only non-breeder on B3ta.
Can I?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Oh hell no,
I never wanted rugrats and still don't!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Me either
unless billions of little virii count.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:47, Reply)

congratulations
get sleep now, 'cause you won't have any for the next 15-20 years or so.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 22:51, Reply)