Yes you do
I'm trawling the streets looking for images of Burt Reynolds to sellotape to my cock because of you, I'm probably going to have to print one off the internet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Me too, me too.
God I'm bored.

Will you insult me for a while and then I can feel indignant.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I'll try to
but I've liked you ever since you said that I might be 'man enough' for you.

You smell like a rhinoceros fart, but I think you'd like a bite of my big kit kat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I'm so desperate right now that I'd settle for a finger of fudge.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

You filthy slapper
I meant this one b3ta.com/questions/childishthings/post525264
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I know what you meant you cheeky bugger.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

So now you want a cheeky bugger too?
Crikey Beegers, are you insatiable or what?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*slips a finger of fudge in one end*
*buggers the other*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)