lorry drivers
should have some kind of KERS to allow them to overtake in less than half an hour.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

lorry drivers should stop being such a bunch of whinging cunts
yes, you may move things around the country, but anyone can do you your fucking job so stop being so self important.

Also, they should only ever be allowed in the inside lane. stupid cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

lorry drivers
should just fuck off.

Build a road for lorries only, and send it through the shittiest parts of the country - see how much they moan to get back on proper roads after.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

But surely this would be of benefit to them
as they work their way through the country murdering prostitutes? Keep 'em where we can see 'em in my view!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

But if they only drive through the shit bits
they will only be murdering the rubbish uggo hookers you find there, not the nice ones you get elsewhere.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

What, like Stevenage?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)

You don't get anything nice in Stevenage
especially not hookers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Shouldn't have so many of the bloody things on the roads anyway
I hate driving around them - I only have a tiny car, and the drivers I've spoken to at work all say the only way they'd see it is if I was well behind or in front of them - they're be effectivly blind to it when I'm overtaking or following them. I don't tailgate anyway, but now I hang back even more.

Get some of the trucks off the roads, and stick it on the railways and canels - faster, more efficient, clears up the roads and the more that's used, the more money coming in to the system to hopefully make it better for the passenger services!
(stimpy, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:54, Reply)