While I'm waiting?
Erm... So far today I've put in some washing, fed the Triops and had a shower.

Other plans involve "computer games" and "going for a walk to get more smokes".
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

These are both good plans
My other thought while you were waiting involved large quantities of close fitting leather clothes, crossbows and senior members of the banks. I suspect this was not such a good idea, however.
(stimpy, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:08, Reply)

He looks good in close fitting leather

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:10, Reply)

So I've heard.
Although I kinda fancy making a crossbow now.
Sometimes life is easier when you have access to woodworking machinery.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Crossbows rock
I want to get a new one, something decent this time - my cheapo one I got from one of the replica weapons websites is cracking on the big springy bit. Sadly, I am lacking in the wood and metalworking stills to make one.
(stimpy, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I think you should have a wank outdoors
Keep the spark alive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I absolutely WOULD...
But my neighbours are dolescum, so the woman spends all day running into the garden after epic shouting matches with the man.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:11, Reply)

film or record
the insane spoutings from these walking abortions, then edit and upload the best bits for us all to consume
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Tempting.
But the walls are that annoying thickness.
I can hear it when they decide to shout the place down at half four in the morning, but I can't hear actual words.

Unless, of course, there are no words. This is a possibility.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:19, Reply)

you are in Wales
of course there are no words
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

This is quite possible.
Apparently my "fake Welsh" accent makes me "sound gay". I don't think they've realised that they all sound like that...
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Does it make you sound
like that plank form Little Britain - or is that just how you dress?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I have no idea.
I've never managed to watch more than five minutes of Little Britain.
It's like giant nails down a chalk billboard to me.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:01, Reply)

you must have
at least seen him in the adverts - the tubby fucker dressed in ridiculously tight PVC
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Rings a bell, yeah.
I'll stick to "sahndin' all Essiks-like".
( Cawl, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:07, Reply)