Ugh
Food threads are even worse than bullying, can't you come up with anything original anymore?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fuck you
piss ant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

How long is it going to take you people to catch up to the idea
that fake cuntiness got incredibly dull several months ago, and that if any of you were actually any good at it, you'd be on /talk?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

they're not cunty
they're just boring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

They're better at being cunty than anybody here has ever been
I'm referring to the Mongychopses and the donkey gumses, you lot will never reach that level, you're a piss-poor imitation

EDIT not that I can talk, I kept my fake cuntiness going far longer than I should have, but I've reverted to type now, I'm me and I'm not trying to mimic things I've seen or read elsewhere
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Neith mongychops or donkeygums
are cunty, DG is a lovely bloke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I'm sure they are
but the impressions they give online have a certain bent to them, and they do cunty with far more flair and panache than you ever will
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

those two do seem like the cream of /talk that is true
I've never particularly pretended to be cunty, apart from to TGB, and that was in small bouts, which were quite convincing.

The occasional needless insult is what I'm actually like in real life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I know, I wasn't having a go at you
You seem alright, it's al with his constant barrage of shite insults and total lack of originality that are starting to get my goat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I think you're reading a different internet here Bert
I don't barrage people with insults here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:35, Reply)

You're right actually, today you haven't
Statement retracted
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

for some reason
I read "statement retracted" with a computer/robot voice saying it in my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Because you secretly fantasise about that robot from Buck Rogers
*biddibiddibiddi*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

that is true
nothing gets me off faster than Hal from 2001 though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Because you've got a thing for middle-aged welshmen?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

he's not welsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Anthony Hopkins?
I think you'll find that he is

EDIT just checked me facts, why did I think it was Anthony Hopkins?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I think you'll find it's not anthony hopkins
edit: it's because you have a brain impediment

alternatively, it's because you have a thing for middle-aged welsh men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I just realised
I'm sure on TV somewhere they said it was him, damn televisual lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

You didn't answer my question yesterday bitch
And when was the last time you did anything remotely interesting, let along original.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Burt Reynolds cock
I just read your question, I'd suggest you call the dog 'the former funniness and charming wit of althegeordie' and then rape it, with knives
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How was that original Bert?
You did Hitlercock years ago, this was just a poor quality remake, in the style of the latest Death Race film, it may have higher production values, but it's ultimately a hollow shell that defecates loudly on everything that made the original so good.

It's a shame, a crying shame I tell you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Name one time you've ever said or done anything
that hasn't already been said or done by somebody else, but better.

You're a hanger-on, al. You've never come up with anything original yourself, you ride on other people's coat tails, copying the things they say and the styles they use. You're an internet parasite
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I'm really sadfacing hard
at all this hate Bert, I don't know what I did to upset you so much, but can we just be friends again?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Of course we can, al
I'm not having a go, it's just that if I know you as well as I think I do (which isn't very much), I think you could do much, much better
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)