No
But you can get a "FUCK YEAH"

I'm currently on my 3rd can of Relentless this morning, and am bouncing off the walls, haha!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why don't you go and tell all your friends you PIN number
that would seem like a sensible thing to do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:37, Reply)

and get a haircut while you're at it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Haha
My hair is worse now than it's ever been!

Shall try to get a pic this weekend, it's ridiculous now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

You complete and utter girl
I hope your parents have disowned you by now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Well
I killed one a few years back, and still regularly dig up her corpse to fuck. It's not quite the same since I broke her pelvis, no real friction anymore.

The other one has just fucked off to Africa, hopefully he'll be gored by a rampaging elephant, save me the trouble!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Daddy issues, eh?
*straightens tie*

How you doin'?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

*eyes Bert suspiciously*
Erm...fine...?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Aw, that's nice
so, feeling a little down are we? A little depressed? There, there, I'll make it all better

*unzips top button of shirt*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

How the fuck do you unzip a button?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Like this
*undoes top zip of trousers*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You have two zips on trousers?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Yes, because like you and your indie friends
I wear clothes with zips and buttons all over them to appear 'different' 'cool' 'eclectic' 'bohemian' and 'retarded'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Fucking Indie Kids
I saw a ace t-shirt recently, a Led Zeppelin one. It was ruined by some poncey twat walking over, picking it up and remarking 'how well it would match his new blazer'

They ruined Zeppelin for the rest of us!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

why are you calling him a PIN number?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Because that what he's like
he's like a walking PIN number, he's a mobile acronym followed by a redundant descriptive word.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

as long as you have a good reason
then that's enough for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Nah
Because that would be a stupid idea, seen as I didn't tell him my PIN in the first place.

Also, PIN Number? Do you know what tautology is, you belming spacker?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I do
It's not really a tautology, but it is an example of RAS syndrome.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Fair enough
I stand corrected, cock ring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:50, Reply)

He called you a belming spacker, al
That's way below the belt, even I wouldn't go there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Below his belt?
I'm surprised, this is the longest in months I've seen you without you being down there...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)

and they just keep on coming
it's like you're trying to provoke me into unleashing the old Bert, don't do it, AA. It's not worth it.

...and if I want to suck al's cock that's nobody's business but mine, his, his fiancee's, my girlfriend's, the social worker's and the police.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

.
What about the cameraman, doesn't he count?

Am just enjoying some juvenile insult chucking, it's all good!

You prolapsed ringpiece.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

GO ON BEEFCAKE!
Hit him again!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Mnnnggh
Mnnnggghh... mnnnnggghhh....!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Did you watch 'Alone in the wild' last night?
There was a bit in there where he was having a 'moment' when his supplies got dropped off. He looked like he was making a hard poo.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

No I didn't
you Walrus-felching mother of a hobo baby
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

What???
I was being nice and now you've made me cry (on the internet, not in real life)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Alright you shit-eating little cocktard
I'm not going to stand here and allow myself to be bullied by some poncey little shirt-lifting emo in a dress, now be a good little girl, go suck on your Daddy's cock until you feel better and then come back so we can all point and laugh at your ridiculous jeans and your effeminate hairstyle
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Yay!
I already told you, I wasn't bullying ON THE INTERNET, I was simply trading insults with what I thought were like minded people.

Unfortunately you appear to have proven yourself incapable of even the simplest conversation, resulting in an utterly pathetic rant.

D - Must try harder
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Honestly, you're so backward
you can't even tell when I'm engaging you in the aforementioned 'trade of insults'.

You must've taken an IQ test recently, and come back with AIDs
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Oh no, I understood that.
I just felt mocking you was an easier option, you lizard felching twat of a spackermong.

And I did, does that make it good or bad AIDS?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:07, Reply)

It's always bad AIDs when the receiver
has poncey hair and jeans like a second skin
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Good good
As long as we got that cleared up.

I'm curious though, even with the poncey hair and the unwittingly tight jeans (what, I'm fat!), why did you still insist on looking into my eyes when you penetrated me with that tack-like object you call a cock?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Simple
I was pretending you were Sarah Jessica Parker.

Not much of an improvement, mind, but an improvement nonetheless
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Hmm
That explains why you asked me to kick you and whinny, I thought you were just into some freaky shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I like that the term is itself an example
gotta love cheeky self-referential humour
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:53, Reply)