Forget that
I've got to go to the dentist's to have a tooth removed. This is not good and sounds painful. I fucking hate dentists...

Is althegeordie a dentist?

/is oddly enough listening to "You can call me Al" right now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not qualified
but I'm happy to have a poke around some peoples mouths.


not yours though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)

That's good
I tend to bite.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

It's mainly that you're quite ugly
and being that close to your face is likely to make me ill. Also, I was inferring in a not particularly subtle way that I was going to use my penis to poke around the mouth in question. And, as I said, you're just not attractive enough to countenance such an action.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

As an aside
I heard getting a tooth extracted is a fairly brutal procedure, despite all the advancements in medical technology I believe the best option for a tooth extraction is the dentist with his knee on your chest yanking the bastard out with a pair of pliers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

surely they could do something with a laser these days?
vapourise the motherfucker?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Yes they could
but the chances are that they'd vaporise half your mouth too. Tooth doesn't give in as readily as the soft tissue surrounding it!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

this is a good point
still if they can do it to your eye without fucking you up then surely they can do it to a tooth as well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yes
but eyes are made of soft tissue all the way through.

Lasers might be of use in tooth cavities though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

there's got to be some kind of high tech solution for getting teeth out, or destroying them in place
without leaving loads of tooth shards or dust in the mouth....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

There's always
hydrochloric acid!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

have to be pretty concentrated to work quickly enough
and there are quite a lot of hazards in using it in someones mouth I'd suggest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Maybe some sort of gell on a painter's brush type thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

that's not a bad idea
k2k6, can you develop a concentrated hydrochloric acid gel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

+ my pillow.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

+ lift my shirt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Strapon action with the lovely Clenders?
How can I refuse?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not up for grabs, Pisto.
I'll find someone else to entertain you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:27, Reply)

For the right price, _anyone_ is up for grabs.
And just so you know ladies, bidding starts with a promise.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)