One person should use oven gloves
to hold the cat's legs into its body and grip it by the scruff of neck. The other person covers the cat's eyes with one palm and encourages the mouth open with the fingers of the same hand then squirts the glorious liquid into the cats chops.

Either that or use granules on their food.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would smarties tubes on the legs work to prevent scratching?
Just wondering. Never owned a cat myself (boy #2 is allergic) so I've never had the delights of dealing with things like this.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:52, Reply)

I've never had a problem with any cats I've had
as they've all been floppy soppy bastards who'd do just about anything for a fuss.

That said, Smarties tubes on the legs does prevent them from using stairs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I wish I'd known this before hand.
but ta noel, I'll use that next time!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:52, Reply)

The latter is probably the more viable tip there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:54, Reply)