Happy Birthday from 5 years older
You're heading into ear- and nose-hair territory...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha!
Bizarrely only yesterday my brother (39) texted me excitedly to tell me he reckoned he'd just pulled out an inch-and-a-half long nose hair. Whilst I was in a meeting.

Thanks for that, dear boy.


EDIT it's unlikely that even hair can survive inside my nose, I reckon

*Westbrooks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I love pulling out nose hairs.
Very satisfying, even though sometimes it makes my eyes water.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

i still
get the teh fear when i recall the rogue 4" hair i pulled from my chest. all the others where no more than an inch, but this fucker.....*shivers*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I have a blonde and very fine hair that grows from under my jaw and can reach an inch.
*is proud*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

My ears occasionally produce a hair of such wonder I'd have been worshipped in ancient Egypt.
Over the past couple of years my shoulders have started sprouting the odd thick black hair. I sometimes feel like I'm in that scene from The Fly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I get the odd rogue one too
I noticed a particularly long one on my left arm. All the others seem to be just normal half inchers, but there's this huge one which loops out like a solar flare.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Perhaps you have an enormous and sinuous magnetic field.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I have been known
to cause the northern sky to glow at night...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Rogue hair?
I remember pulling a foot-long hair out from betwixt my buttocks last year. It wasn't one of mine.

Oh, and happy birthday. Hope something comes to brighten up the first day of your 36th year on this terrifying planet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Thank you one and all
for all your kind and hairy words on this dull day.

I think I will spend tonight getting high with my cat. That sounds wrong. Hmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Pshaw!
That's no age. I'm starting to arrange my 50th birthday celebrations.* Who knows, I might even turn it into a B3TA bash!
Does anyone know of a midlands venue that would allow live music from the guests?

* May 2010 but I like to be organised when it comes to alcomahol and music.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

*SQUEALS*
*waits with open diary*
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)