Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:24, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

evening spazzmo, how goes it?
we are having spicey beef kebabs...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Evening b69
Had another day off work today. Was meant to be productive but spent too much time organizing my iTunes collection.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Evening Mistaspakkaman, I'm having a light salad consisting of Vanessa Carlton, main course being Paramore and finally Flyleaf for dessert

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Evening Kristine
Everyone seems to be eating tonight. You'd think we've just come out of a fast or something.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Funny thing that
Got this really strange idea. Maybe people don't like being hungry. I dunno. Just a random thought. More people should wear corsets to push in their stomachs.

Not give me your feet, my stomach is empty and they'll be nice cooked up in a good korma.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Some of us prefer the stomachs not to be pushed in
Even if you are becoming a cannibal, I'm not volunteering my feet.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Awwwwww
Pleeeeease may I have just one toe? They look so delicious!
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Unless you can think of a means of cloning my feet
I prefer to keep all my toes. They come in handy for those times when I'm trying to contort my sitting posture in weird and unusual positions.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)

funny thing, it's actually not evening here and I'm actually not eating at all
imagine that!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Is anything at all going on in that strange timezone of yours Kristine?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)

One in 20 Adults in Washington DC has HIV
I've learned that today.
The AIDS Washington Walk is on Saturday and next weekend, October 12, there will be the National Equality March in DC for equal rights for LGBT & Q.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Not heard 'Q' used with that group of letters
and why does it need an ampersand to separate them from the rest?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I'm too lazy to write and?
I have no idea why it's seperated it just is, maybe they're trying to seperate themselves from those that like to be called 'queer'?

I really don't fucking know
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:06, Reply)

LGBT & Q. Q? WTF?!?!
That's all.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I NO RITE
KERAYZAAAYYY
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Maybe we should just start an LGBTQBBQ
And I'm sure Stimpy will come along once she realises I'm never going to let her eat my feet.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I'll bring the mac salad

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I'll bring the PC salad for those who dislike Macs
\doesn't really dislike macs - just thinks there should be a choice.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

fair enough
but what will we barbeque?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Stimpy's toes perhaps
If she wants to eat other people's toes, she should at least make us more receptive to the idea by offering up her own toes first.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Spaks feet, of course!
I approve of PC salad, but may have to set fire to mac salad, as all it'll do is stil there and look pretty whilst not actually doing anything useful, like providing nutrition.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

D:
such disctruction to my de-LISHUS mac salad :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Instead of feet
How about just eating PC salad roasted by the remains of burning Mac Salad.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I Like This
Kristine, just rename it to anything not to do with mac (or Apple), and I'll happily eat it.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I like this
It means my toes are safe.

Maybe I should gaz the b3ta mods and ask them to replace "I like this!" with "My toes are safe!".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Hello!
Tonight, I shall mostly be having home made venison, caramelised onion, garlic and red wine sausages, with roasted levendar and garlic pottatoes and caramelised carrots. Dessert will consits of a tube of Ben adn Jerry's in my freezer.
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Greetings Stimpy
Now you too can be part of the trendy dinner-eating bunch.

Bon apetit.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

us trendies are finished dinner!
it's only the boring kids who are still eating ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I don't follow the crowds
Instead of eating, I think I'll be eaten. Maybe I should reconsider Stimpy's request.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Oh yes baby!
Where's me knife and fork?
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

You know, all of a sudden, I've just remembered that thanks to my self-imposed fast, I have no cutlery I could lend you. Oh dear, what a pity.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Not to worry
I have a handy spork. Always have one nearby when it's needed. Which also makes me think of this
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:56, Reply)

But your spork is nearly at the spoon-end of the spectrum
so my feet are safe.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Ah ha...
Not if I was to use my dremel to fashion a edge to one side, creating a knife...
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

But that's breaking the most fundamental law of Sporktitude
It can only be a hybrid of a spoon and a fork. None of this knife-blasphemy good miss.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Goodman Spakkerman
I'll have you know this is progress! Stop holding back the future!
(stimpy, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

The only future I want
is one where I've still got all my toes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

fed and watered.
literally watered.
i have decided to try and give the booze a miss for a few days...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:45, Reply)