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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know, all of a sudden, I've just remembered that thanks to my self-imposed fast, I have no cutlery I could lend you. Oh dear, what a pity.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:54,
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Not to worryI have a handy spork. Always have one nearby when it's needed. Which also makes me think of this
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But your spork is nearly at the spoon-end of the spectrumso my feet are safe.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:02,
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Ah ha...Not if I was to use my dremel to fashion a edge to one side, creating a knife...
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But that's breaking the most fundamental law of SporktitudeIt can only be a hybrid of a spoon and a fork. None of this knife-blasphemy good miss.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:18,
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Goodman SpakkermanI'll have you know this is progress! Stop holding back the future!
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The only future I wantis one where I've still got all my toes.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:33,
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