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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Forget it.
*shrugs*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Fuggedabowdit BGB, he ain't wurf it.
*looks at picture of TRL*

*swoons*

Ooooooo, he's so dishy.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:53, Reply)
you slut, pushing her away so you can weasle your way in!
you should be ashamed
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Have you met him?
If you met him, you'd understand. He's HAWT!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:58, Reply)
well yeah
I have met him
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Did you get all giggly and say something silly
and then get all wet?

I did.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:04, Reply)
My hands shook a bit

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:05, Reply)
That's just a side effect of the Rohypnol.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:06, Reply)
were they holding his penis at the time?

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:07, Reply)
you'd like that, wouldn't you....?
*adopts Nigella voice*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Ooooo, yeah
now lick all that chocolate off your fingers.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:17, Reply)
*licks chocolate in an attempt to be provocative*
*misses gob*
*drops molten chocolate*
Aw, FFS, it missed me threepenny bits an' landed on me bellies like ye knaa!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Hehe!
It's always the dishy ones that fuck you up.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Darling sweetheart,
You are wasting your fragrance on the desert air.
Or pissing into the wind, whichever analogy you prefer....

XXX
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:10, Reply)
I pissed in the wind once but just got my knickers wet.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:16, Reply)
I pissed on a nettle patch a couple of years ago,
lost my balance as some bloke trotted through the field with his horse. Couldn't find a dock leaf big enough :-(
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:19, Reply)

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