Evening Ms Dicta
Tongiht, I would mostly like to have the talent of playing the bass guitar really well, which I can't.

I'd also like to have perfectly balanced tastebuds that would let me eat olives and capers. Except they won't.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

With you on that one - bass guitar would rock.
I currently have a cheapy acoustic that so far I have failed to tune on three occasions and snapped the G string in the process (fnar, etc).

You new around here? I don't recognise your username...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I am indeed new
Well, newish. Lurked for ages, kept reading QOTW and OT, so eventually took the plunge and joined in. Now I have an excuse for spending more time on here with some of the lovely people!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Welcome, new person. To coin a well-used phrase,
you can check out any time, but you can never leave.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:45, Reply)

^ ^ This!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I'm sure you can leave
Just a case of clicking log out and switching off the computer... right? Right?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Oh, you can disconnect
but the call is too strong to stay away for long. You have much to learn, young padawan.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Yes Mistress
(I think that's right. Will have to look up the correct method of addressing a high ranking female Jedi)

I shall learn well.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, Reply)

By logical extension, a female Jedi would indeed be a Jedi Mistress.
So that does make sense. Fuck it, it'll do.

Strong in you, the fluff is, mmmmhh?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:05, Reply)

*preens*
Oh yes, the fluff is strong inside and out. Long and soft too, but I am not a toilet roll. Although I suspect your are not short, green and 900?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Short yes, green no, 900 no.
One out of three ain't bad.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Some green paint makes it two out of three
I'm sure you're not that short...
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:17, Reply)

It would not be easy being green. I have a customer-facing job.
I'm tiny. 4'9? The only advantage is being able to buy the size 3 shoes no one else can fit into, and that there's no such thing as a man who's too short for me. Like 'em tall, though.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I'm 5'11"
I'm just saying
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:44, Reply)

4'9"?
fucking hell
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Yes!
Olives and capers are the way forward!

* silently tiptoes away *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

But only green olives.
Black ones are the devil's own testicles.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:40, Reply)