I'm bored. I've got loads and loads of work to do but can't be arsed.
Could a hamster eat an entire elephant if it was cut up into sufficiently small pieces? Or would he prefer a pineapple with a wedge of cheese?

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( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:43, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I am aware of this
but what is the answer to my question? Hmm?
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( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I have a feeling that the hamster would die of old age before he could finish the elephant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Thank you.
I suspect you are correct.

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( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I didn't think Hamsters
were carnivorous. Although I have had my fingers bitten by hamsters, they've never tried to swallow it, just nip it and run off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

That's because you don't taste of elephant!
Everyone knows that hamsters in the wild eat elephants.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

My suspicion is
that the elephant chunks would go off before the hamster got 1/10th the way through, even in a quite chilly environment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

This hamster could eat an elephant in one sitting
www.invaderzim.tv/images/ep17p4.jpg

ZIM!
( Peej, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

everybody dies
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( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:59, Reply)