Shallow
Based on looks alone, Miss Iceland gets my vote, with maybe Miss Uruguay in second.

www.rosengurtt.co.uk/events_parties/contestants.aspx?eventNumber=16
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:43, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hmmm, not convinced
can't make up my mind, but certainly not miss uruguay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'd go for Miss Albania
As I bet she's also a kick arse plasterer and plumber.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Nah
That would be miss poland.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Racist!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Just list the former eastern bloc entries.
At least that way you run the chance of meeting one in soho and getting to have a go.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

They all look dead behind the eyes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Actually lolled.
One of my son's expressions is "She has the cold dead eyes of a well-used eastern bloc whore."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I like the way there numbered,
it's like a chinese takeaway.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Miss Czech Rep
anyone who disagrees is wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Miss Peru is nice to,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I think
Miss Peru has knocked Miss Uruguay into third place.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I like Miss Greece and Miss France
Miss Martinique looks straight outta brooklyn
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm thinking Miss France as well
but there's not any that jump out at me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Laura Tanguy (France)
looks a bit orange. You know when you've been Tanguyed
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

yeah, none of them look especially beautiful, they look like regular beauty pagent contestants
ya know, like clones almost
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Hmmm
Albania Aruba looks like a really fit barmaid. My favourite.
Albania looks like a horse.
Peurto Rico is a dude, dude!
Norway looks like a sexy murderess.
Wales, pretty and dirty.
Kazakhstan - Nadia from Big Brother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

The welsh ones are alwyas utter filth.
Hi Kaol!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

and her name rhymes with organ

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Some of them are just awful
I find it hard to believe that they are the best their country has to offer
( Peej, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I agree.
I've seen better walking down the street.
Spain looks a bit ike MJ...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

ah but
You say that, but if any of them moved in across the road, you wouldn't keep the curtains drawn all day.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ah but my wife is hot
So I'm happy
( Peej, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

It appears that
Miss Russia actually won the competition
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Get in!
Keep yer eyes peeled!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

That link is blocked here for some reason
but I looked up the Miss World contestants for 2009, and I'd have to say Miss Honduras and Miss Austria are the only ones who stand out to me. Oh and Miss Disneyland Carnival UK 2008 was pretty hot too.

Now I feel dirty.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I think I'm in love with Miss Aruba.
I want her to serve me Carlsberg and steak flavour McCoys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Cheap date innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Told you
I might even give her a pound for the quiz machine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Miss Ireland.
And not even on looks - the Irish accent makes my nuts ache.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

you ought to visit Hull
the accent puts your teeth on edge.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:32, Reply)

CHCB
will be pleased to hear that, she loves getting off with men from the internet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Miss Georgia
Appears to be bending over ready for action which gets her my vote.

It occurs to me - do you have to be unmarried? Could it actually be Mrs Georgia? The filthy harlot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Her name is pronounced
(loo)k down her shirt lads
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)