Now let's take it down a level
to Miss England 2008

www.rosengurtt.co.uk/events_parties/contestants.aspx?eventNumber=14

In 2007, this was the best my town had to offer
www.rosengurtt.co.uk/events_parties/contestant_photos.aspx?event_id=10&part_id=229

Miss Middlesborough looks like she runs a pub.
www.rosengurtt.co.uk/events_parties/contestant_photos.aspx?event_id=10&part_id=231
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:29, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ay carumba

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Did you just think about your mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

No mi gusta!
She's an hombre, senor
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I liked that chubby lass
who was in all the papers for daring to be chubby and miss england.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

eurgh
they all look so old and they all look the same
edit: I like Miss Halton Pride
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Miss Bath
She looks like a fine gypsy.

Did Miss Swindon used to be in The Sweet?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

yes, I like her too

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:37, Reply)

The guy I work next to's wife
is a friend of Miss Cumbria, and he did some of the transporting around to the hotel in London where it all took place.

I sat on the car seat recently vacated by her arse. It had gone cold though.

Sighs....
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:37, Reply)

She looks nice
and rum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I've known Miss Newcastle
For over 10 years...

There are a few tales that could be told about her, although as a gent I shall refrain.

She did go on to win Miss Great Britain 09 though...

EDIT (for the lawyers): none of them involved me directly
(R0SS, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Miss Birmingham
is speeding her tits off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've met a former Miss England
Or maybe she was Miss UK. Anyway, she is the mother of my youngest niece's Godmother.

Said Godmother's father also happened to be Chas Chandler of the Animals. Trufax!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Where's the Mr England?
Or is it unacceptable to judge men on their looks?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Mr England is Oxfam-radio-code for OH FUCK IT'S A FIRE.
Fun fact.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)