Married people
What's the weirdest excuse you've come up with in order to get drunk, or to score smoke, so that your partner doesn't clue in?
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:14, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this doesn't apply to married people, sorry.
I'm in Japistan, so even having a joint is the same as being a heroin dealer at a school gate...

Tomorrow, I'm "returning a borrowed book" it might take some time.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Currently I'm at the footy
Actually in the pub watching the game on Sky.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I don't bother
with excuses. Why should anyone, for that matter? All of my relationships it's pretty much been: 'well I'm going to go and have a joint now. You're welcome to come with, but even if you disapprove I'm going to do it anyway'. Given an eighth lasts me about six months and I'm well aware of the risks, I don't really feel I have much to make excuses or apologise for.
(berk, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'd just tell the ex hubby
I was going out. If he didn't like it, tough shit.
Although that's part of the reason we're now divorced!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

MY (very pretty) potential partner, I don't think would mind what I do.
She's so swell, a guy like me just can't wait 'till a guy like me gets to date a (very pretty) girl like that. OH BOY !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

"i'm just off down the unit to sort out the stuff for that job tomorrow..."
or
"just popping to see the joiner about those skirting boards"

these generally suffice ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 19:26, Reply)