Stupid,
yet brave.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Apparently the worst bit comes after the vomiting and the crying and the facial swelling,
as rapidly it gets into your urine and inflames your urethra, making you feel like you're constantly about to piss yourself. I've never seen a stag so happy that some strippers have just emptied an ice bucket into his pants.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I must be
really stupid - and slightly inhuman, I cook with Dorset Naga Chilis with a heat rating of ~1.6m SHU - whilst I enjoy the pain this causes, I wouldn't consider it too hot. However, each and every time I cook with them I refuse to wear gloves, and always need a wee after using them - no amount of washing gets rid of oil. www.dorsetnaga.com/
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I've got seeds for a Dorset Naga.
My mate is a chili breeder and he saved me some. Haven't tried germinating them yet.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 18:18, Reply)

if you..
...manage to figure out the secret then please do tell - I'm going all Alan Titchmarsh next year and going to try some myself.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:14, Reply)