Ouch!
I had a similar experience in the lake district when I was doing some wanky orienteering thing with my school. It was pissing it down and I had a laminated map around my neck, we went around a corner and the wind whipped the map up and it slapped me across the face – they’re friggin’ evil those things! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Tell me about it.
And because it caught me by complete surprise, I hit the deck like a sack of spuds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I don't blame you!
Did you at least get to wear an eye patch and pretend you were a pirate?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Nope.
No eye patch action for me. Just lots of salty eye baths.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Eww
that's not so fun! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Dammit.
I can't think of a strikethrough that would improve this.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

well, there was this time when he really did flick jizz in his eye...
Go on Wookiee, you can do it :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm sure Wookie has flicked Jizz in his eye
more times than you've had hot dinners.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

That wouldn't happen if he kept his specs on, surely?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Not MY eye,
DG's eye.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

It stings like fuck
I can tell you that much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

damn those ambiguous pronouns!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

spunk, piss
or both?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)