Well, there was this one time
but I pretended it was all an accident and then told the internet. I promise it wil never happen again.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When you threw the cat at the window at ful pelt, was it double glazing and it bounced off.....
... so you had to do it again and again, until a streak of blood followed the almost dead corpse of your cat as it slid down the window, making a dull thud each time with a slight crack of bones.... and then eventually that window cracked, and after a while, shattered.

Then with that still alive cat, with internal bleeding and hemoraging, did you rip it's jaw open and ram a coin down it's throat, but it won't go down, so you get a biro pen and push it down 'till it finaly stays down.

And then tell all your friends that your cat his very clumsy and told it that if it ever tells anyone, you'll take away it's phone card so it can never call it's family again?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

And I thought you were one of the nice people on B3ta.
That was a superb tale. Obviously it's not true though. Obviously.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Totally stealin' this off osmeone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

If by "cat" you mean "nun" then yes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)