Waiting for the Foccacia to warm up in the oven..
What's the longest you've gone without waxing a dolphin/flicking the bean? NOT counting your pre-puberty years so don't go saying "Ooh, about 12 years"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:38, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

about twenty minutes

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

That I can believe
as you've got a willy like a pickled chilli. (so I've heard)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Maybe about a week
I can't really remember. I dunno why I'm answering.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah', this is the sort of thing I would like to share with people I only occasionaly meet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

That's why my answer was obviously a humurous lie.
Now, have you seen my cat anywhere?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

No, but there was a really good conversation last night.
If only there was someone here to link to it in a new post.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Such as
the bloke who works in the Tescos across the road perhaps?

"I found a spider in my doughnut, and I've not had a wank all day"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

What's that sandettie light vessel automatic ? little jimmy is stuck down the well?
Yelp twice for yes and three times for no, where did the bad man touch you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

you're only jealous
because he didn't touch you first
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I got over it by telling a message board filled with people who I meet my deepest darkest secrets.
That and cat puns, I CATagoricly love a good cat pun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

What was the most distructive cat in south (north) america?
Hurrican KATrina.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

sad times

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You're not from New Orleans though
so you can laugh about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I grew up there actually

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Oh no
I do apologise then. I hope nobody you knew was badly affected.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:18, Reply)

aha
toetaly jokin m8
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I hate you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

lolling in my office RITE NAOW

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

YAY !
N - M
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

YE-HEAH!!
*fives*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*fives paws*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

GET-IN-THERE !
*leeping tens*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

*chest bumps*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:32, Reply)

*with six nipples*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

BEST NIPPLE SURPRISE EVER

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I hate it when I'm totally making it with a girl
and I'm getting her top off and it turns out she's only got two nipples. It's such a let down.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I've only got two :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Hmmmmm
since your a big fat lolmerkin, you could always draw some extra ones on your rolls of lard. Then I might find you attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Hahaha
Genius
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

If only George W Puss was on the ball.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

string ball?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Haha, exactly, see, cat puns make everything better !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I like the twist at the end of the tail.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

But have you just made them up
or are they actually your deepest darkest secrets and you're being CAThartic?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

not the sort of thing I keep track of
especially when YOUR MUM TAKES CARE OF THAT FOR ME!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)

She is good with an abacus

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Now Kristine, I like you and I will let you finish

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

But that is the greatest music video OF ALL TIME.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I fucking love this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvDh39gD5lc&feature=related
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Pffft
Is Glee the new One Tree Hill or something?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

hell to tha naw
Glee is AWESOME
One Tree Hill is just some fucking Dawson's Creek knock off teen show bullshit, just like the OC, the hills, the city, 90210, melrose place etc etc etc they all pale in comparison
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

About 4 weeks, broken shoulder you see.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Probably about a week
I like a good tug occasionly. It reminds me of how much I love myself.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

12?
A late bloomer were you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I was busy
kicking a football about and climbing trees and such
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

46 days.
Medical reasons.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:58, Reply)