not really,
I mean you *could* go the mature road you know. But don't worry about it. I'm used to you now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He only asked you once, though.
Surely that's an improvement?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

actually he asked three times.
although separately, which, I guess is an improvement. It means he's learning restraint.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Separately is a definite improvement.
And he's got his dog radar on today.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

see the dog comments just fly over my head.
I just get confused by them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

That's becuase you don't have the dog experience
I've got.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

if it's what I'm thinking of,
then I'm glad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:31, Reply)

where did the 3 times thing come from?
I seem to remember knowing before, but my memory has more holes than one of those things...you know...you put vegetables and stuff in it...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

my doctor asked me three times whether or not I went out of town up to melbourne,
after I explained quite clearly that I hadn't been anywhere but school and work for the last few months. People thought I was whinging when I was laughing. It was right at the beginning of the Swine Flu outbreak in Melbourne.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

ah yes, I remember now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Larder?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

no, I drive a Seat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Badum- TISH!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Colander, I think was what he meant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Really?
I could have sworn he meant Larder.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Last I looked the larder didn't have holes in it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

just to be sure
you all know I was making a joke right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

mmm yeah.
but I'm not wearing my Funny Hat tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Judging by your past comments
have you ever worn your funny hat?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I can, on occasion, dig out the funny hat.
Just usually people mistake my funny hat for my serious one. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

No
but my larder has holes in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

errrr, no I didn't

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

You didn't, that is true.
But it's easier to skip when it's separate. So easy that I actually skipped it without realising.

Must try harder (you, not me).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Sorry

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I could indeed
but do I really have to go through the whole "comedy website" thing again?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

there's a difference between comedy and immaturity.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Not round here, there's not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

This is going downhill quite rapidly again
I really thought you'd changed and we could be friends again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

yeah maybe I have, in that I'm trying to be lighthearted about it?
And I'm trying to just take it at face value, rather then getting offended by it. I mean seriously, you have to admit, you can be pretty harsh sometimes when it's not called for.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

There you go again
I was all ready to accept your apology and move on until I read that last line.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

just as well I wasn't going to offer an apology then eh?
you have nothing to worry about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

I know I have nothing to worry about
as I said, I'm pretty great, it's you i'm concerned about, all this latent hostility and anger, I'm concerned you might flip out when you get to the UK and hurt someone.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Nah, I'm a fairly non - violent person.
Very unlikely to happen. Don't fret.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

That's what all teh Australians say before they leave
then you end up in Shepherds Bush and BOOM, it's like Kosovo.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

never heard of either of those .

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

You've never heard of Kosovo?
There was a bit of a war there at the end of the 90s?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I was 6 years old in 1998, if that explains anything.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I wasn't born when the first or second world wars happened
I was about 8 when the first Iraq war happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

yeah but we actually learn about those things here.
I've never been taught about Kosovo and I've never heard it talked about before is all. I'm sure you didn't know anything about the world wars before you learned about them. get real.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)