In the words of the mighty Saxon
"We Came Here To Rock!"

What did you come here to do today?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:56, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

annoy you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Oooooo
go on then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:02, Reply)

No, I'm too tired.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Lazy shit
you should be a student
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Crack wise
Probably be slightly mean to someone to make myself feel better
Distract myself from the impending realisation that I dislike my job
Laugh at with you lot
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:02, Reply)

procrastinate,
and have a brief smug moment before going back to the depressing hall of study. I got my tax return back today - I've got the money to go to england! Seriously - everything I earn from now is just spending money - I have enough to pay for everything and for living expenses.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Have a croissant.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:05, Reply)

ta love!
/noms croissant happily
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Living expenses are much higher over here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:07, Reply)

You should move to Wales,
It's so cheap.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:10, Reply)

yeah I know, but, I've checked the minimum amount you need to enter the country (which covers 3 months),
and I've got nearly double that amount.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:10, Reply)

You've got over a year to go before you leave haven't you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:07, Reply)

yeah... 405 days, not that I'm counting much.
And I'm working full time over the summer like I did last summer, and I've earnt about 5 grand over the last 8 months working part time.

God I can't wait. It's actually happening now. I've got stuff from the flight agency in town for quotes and stuff for them to organise it for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I have to ask
is the visa sorted yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I knew you'd ask.
There is no point getting my visa sorted until April next year, because you can only get them so many months before you leave the country. And it takes a while to get them processed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:12, Reply)

i have to ask
is the visa sorted yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

I have to ask
is the visa sorted yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)

it's as sorted as your life is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

My life is extremely sweet
apart from a slight worry about work. In real life I'm actually smugger than Vipros.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

see that doesn't suprise me at all, the smugness I mean.
He doesn't seem very smug to me. Just happy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

*ticks another one off the list*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

had to be done

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)

not really,
I mean you *could* go the mature road you know. But don't worry about it. I'm used to you now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

He only asked you once, though.
Surely that's an improvement?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

actually he asked three times.
although separately, which, I guess is an improvement. It means he's learning restraint.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Separately is a definite improvement.
And he's got his dog radar on today.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

see the dog comments just fly over my head.
I just get confused by them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

That's becuase you don't have the dog experience
I've got.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

if it's what I'm thinking of,
then I'm glad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:31, Reply)

where did the 3 times thing come from?
I seem to remember knowing before, but my memory has more holes than one of those things...you know...you put vegetables and stuff in it...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

my doctor asked me three times whether or not I went out of town up to melbourne,
after I explained quite clearly that I hadn't been anywhere but school and work for the last few months. People thought I was whinging when I was laughing. It was right at the beginning of the Swine Flu outbreak in Melbourne.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

ah yes, I remember now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Larder?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

no, I drive a Seat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Badum- TISH!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Colander, I think was what he meant.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Really?
I could have sworn he meant Larder.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Last I looked the larder didn't have holes in it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

just to be sure
you all know I was making a joke right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

mmm yeah.
but I'm not wearing my Funny Hat tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Judging by your past comments
have you ever worn your funny hat?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I can, on occasion, dig out the funny hat.
Just usually people mistake my funny hat for my serious one. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

No
but my larder has holes in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

errrr, no I didn't

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

You didn't, that is true.
But it's easier to skip when it's separate. So easy that I actually skipped it without realising.

Must try harder (you, not me).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Sorry

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I could indeed
but do I really have to go through the whole "comedy website" thing again?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

there's a difference between comedy and immaturity.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Not round here, there's not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

This is going downhill quite rapidly again
I really thought you'd changed and we could be friends again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

yeah maybe I have, in that I'm trying to be lighthearted about it?
And I'm trying to just take it at face value, rather then getting offended by it. I mean seriously, you have to admit, you can be pretty harsh sometimes when it's not called for.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

There you go again
I was all ready to accept your apology and move on until I read that last line.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

just as well I wasn't going to offer an apology then eh?
you have nothing to worry about.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

I know I have nothing to worry about
as I said, I'm pretty great, it's you i'm concerned about, all this latent hostility and anger, I'm concerned you might flip out when you get to the UK and hurt someone.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Nah, I'm a fairly non - violent person.
Very unlikely to happen. Don't fret.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

That's what all teh Australians say before they leave
then you end up in Shepherds Bush and BOOM, it's like Kosovo.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

never heard of either of those .

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

You've never heard of Kosovo?
There was a bit of a war there at the end of the 90s?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I was 6 years old in 1998, if that explains anything.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I wasn't born when the first or second world wars happened
I was about 8 when the first Iraq war happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

yeah but we actually learn about those things here.
I've never been taught about Kosovo and I've never heard it talked about before is all. I'm sure you didn't know anything about the world wars before you learned about them. get real.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Waste time
Not doing so well so far.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:06, Reply)

I missed my first lecture
As in, I missed a lecture for the first time, not my actual FIRST lecture.

What excuse do I give?
Or none at all, and tell the truth- I DID set my alarm, but slept through it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:08, Reply)

You're at uni,
The lecturers don't give a fuck if you're not there.
( Cawl, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:09, Reply)

OH MY GOD!
THROW HER OUT OF THE UNIVERSITY!

WHAT A LAZY SHIT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Are lectures compulsory at your Uni?
I've taught at universities where they are. At my current place they aren't. Either way, I didn't care if students didn't make it as it's only themselves they are disadvantaging (though it's rude if it's a small class and the absence is noticeable as I'd like to mitch off too but I'm the lecturer, so I can't).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Yeah you can
just tell them you have to take your catface to the vet
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I'm having him neutered.
It might not stop him spraying though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

LOL

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

^this
occasionally if one of my lazy slacker course mates got bored I'd drag them to one of my engineering geology lectures of something. The lecturers don't care if there are extra people there either.

if someone does ask why you weren't there don't give a reason, they don't actually care.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea.
And i'm all out of ass.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:08, Reply)

So you'll kick tea?
*ticks one off list*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:13, Reply)

damn you
you stole and butchered the line that I was going to use.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

I am also here to rock.
Al, you're going to Saxon/Anvil are you not?

Gonna be a good one I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:12, Reply)

It's gonna be su-fucking-perb
I've been revising my Anvil, and not to be cruel, but you can see why they ever really made it big. Saxon on the other hand, are seriously underated.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

You are correct on both counts
The Anvil vocals and lyrics are pretty shite - but Biff and co deserved more than they got. That said I know nothing of their output from the last 20 years, apart from the frankly awful 'rock'n'roll gypsy' single that my brother got for 50p once. But for Denim & Leather and Wheels of Steel alone they get my vote.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:26, Reply)

They moved to a more "commercial" sound
in the mid 80s and early 90s but they missed to boat and never made it in the US and their UK fans didn't like the change, personally I think some of the late 80s early 90s stuff is really good. But the albums weren't that consistent which I guess put people off, but if you compiled a best of you would end up with dozens of decent tracks, certainly more than they could play live in a single show, and The Inner Sanctum was a great return to form, sort of on a par with Judas Priest's Angel of Retribution, and their latest is okay, but not as good as Inner Sanctum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:33, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I'm here to have October lurgy
I'm thinking of staying off work. I'm hot and shivery, my head is thumping and I have whore's throat. I hate being sick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:14, Reply)

A whore's throat?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:15, Reply)

It's got the clap.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Covered in spunk.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Just the way she likes it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Cheeky basta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

She's feeling a little horse

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

It's a play on words
It means both hoarse, and sore because it's been battered by cock.
But it hasn't. I'm just ill.
Silly!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I came here to put off getting ready for a meeting with an agent
And to say hello to you lot.
( Captain V, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Hello

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

No not you
I didn't want to say hello to you.
( Captain V, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Oh fair enough
I wouldn't say hello to me either.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

is that because you are a rampant bum-sexual?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah
if someone says hello to me I try and mouth rape them before they can close it again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I've experienced this first hand
:(
( Captain V, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I learnt that technique from you!
Edit - oops, thought you were Cawl, sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Hi?

( Cawl, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Hi
Your email was very sweet. I didn't think you loved anything more than knives and zombies!
( Captain V, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Well,
I aim to please!
( Cawl, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I came here to remind everyone how old I am and to let Al bully me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I won't bully you
you don't like me enough for me to bully you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Of course I like you.
I like everyone.

Even Woodside.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Everybody knows you like wood
But now isn't really the time or the place, minors use these boards too you know!
( Captain V, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Oh! I like minors best of all.
Just coming up from the coal pit all dirty and sweaty with their hard hats.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Hello BGB & Catface
*waves to al with mouth firmly closed*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

*waves back*
*smooches*


Is Davros Ok?
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Yep, I'm taking him to have his eye checked in an hour.
Having read CHCB's comment up there, I might see if I can have him neutered too - although he's only ever sprayed in my hair.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:59, Reply)

'lo Tourettes!
Don't worry, I'm not feeling mouth rapey today.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Just being cautious ;o)
(Said through gritted teeth.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

'lo!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

*smooshes*
Catch ya later, I'm taking DG for his special appointment.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Okay! I've succeeded in procrastinating.
I have to go study now. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I am here Today to learn how to stalk
From the masters, and the other fellah.

Any tips?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I hear that gazzing a picture of your cock is usually the first step.
And then, fighter pilots, etc.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Probably not a good idea
I think I have less commitment to this project than I first thought.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I came here to sing.... Sing.... SING!
Not really. I have a voice like a trapped Platypus.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Don't be so hard on yourself
I'm sure you have a lovely voice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Experience at the K-Box with some b3tans (and other assorted Karaoke disasters) would suggest otherwise.
I don't have the voice of an angel like you al. *swoons*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Surely that's "angle"?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

4EVA IN R HARTS U WILL B MISSED BUT UR IN HEVVEN WIV JADE ND BABY P RIP X X X X

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Swamp Castle
There be no singing while I'm around
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I came here to live!!
No hammer death for me today! Ba-zing! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Not *yet*, anyway.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Dun dun duuuuuuuh!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

You'd better watch out
you'd better not cry, you'd better not shout I'm telling you why, DiT is coming .... on your face.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Maybe yours
you like it like that... I can tell, you give off a vibe, that sort of... 'jizzing on your face' vibe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:09, Reply)