I occasionally wear heels to make myself taller.
I get a manicure every now and again.
Sometimes I put a cucumber wrapped in tin foil down my trousers.

What do you do to feel better about yourself?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:08, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Simple and fluffy
I get my rats out for a cuddle. I've trained them (or they're used to me enough now) that that one will stay curled up on my neck and one will stay in the crook of my elbow, wrapped up and fuzzy. Those two bundles of fluff always make me feel happy.

Also, I sometimes put a courgette down my trousers and pretend I'm a bloke.
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Is 'rats' code for 'tits'?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:12, Reply)

where i come from,
rat is an unsubtle code for a woman's ladygarden, eg:

"show us yer rat"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Where about is that?
I'll have to remember in case I go there!

I have two fancy rats, two balls of fluffy madness. They're very sweet... you can't catch them to get them out of the cage. Then they refuse to go back in (ok, this is starting to sound like tits...).
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

They sounded like tits in your first post.
*points*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Tits on my neck
Mmm, saggy
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Well, one of them.
It's certainly a mental mental image.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Just a bit
Roll up, roll up, come see the amazing freaky tits lady!
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I likes 'em furry.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I'll fetch me chest wig

(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

The heart-attack capital of Europe,
Glasgow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

thats funny
i dont ever remember it ever being heard to as a "rat", and I lived there for 15 years.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Drink a lot
And then cry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Ah, the days of alcohol-soaked self-loathing.
I remember them fondly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

so do I
From last night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I come on here and bully people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:20, Reply)

How's that working out for you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

fuck off cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Do you feel better now?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Remember to put the cucumber
down the front.

Or it'll look like you've shat yourself.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

And certianly do not get an over-ripe banana in the back
Then sit on it. No, sir, you do not want that...
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I occasionally like to
eat out of a great big bowl with a great big spoon, because it makes me feel little.

I have yet to indulge in the gigantification of confectionary but I suspect it will happen.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:34, Reply)

I like eating fun-sized Mars and Snickers bars
and pretend I'm a giant. My friend once had a miniature food party with mini pizzas, roast poussin, hot dogs, cakes, loads of mini versions of regular foods. It's wrong I enjoyed myself so much.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)

that's not wrong, that's just cool.
Mini foods are fun!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:38, Reply)

how far could it go?
mini, mini cheddars
mini, mini babybel
mini, mini eggs

folk won't be happy until they need an electron microscope at their table..something heston bloomingtal has probably got covered
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:45, Reply)

haha - I've never heard of Babybel
/goes off to google
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I remember seeing big versions of the baby bel in France
So that one is already covered. Big version of Mini Chedders are easy too.

Now, who can manufacture a humongous mini egg? I think Mr Blumenthal again has that covered...
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

They may have done it at
www.pimpthatsnack.com
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Damn you
Now I'm hngry!
(stimpy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)