My bird....
Is at Uni 200 odd miles away. So we were texting away and she was saying how she had some massive pub crawl to go on that night.

The texting was all very innocent and I was like oh well enjoy yourself, and all that kerjazzle, and eventually around 9pm she texted how she was licking cream off people and had to change her underwear.

Now, deep down I know she was slightly tipsy and probably sneakily trying to make me jealous, with her faux-drunk texting (because most nights out I'm the arsehole who likes to flirt with the girlies - she's honestly usually very nice and understanding about these things).

Anyway, I didn't reply to her text so she's probably been hungover today and regretting sending that tipsy message.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or she's still busy licking cream off people.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

more likely
she's still bent over a table getting it roughly from strangers
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

they're heading for a Clash, those two
AH SAID....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

And once more into the breach...
Face the audience and take a Bowie, sir.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

That's magnificent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

My work is done
I can't Topper that. No siree, Bob.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:40, Reply)

you've got your comedy Headon for sure

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Isn't it Chime you admitted that the Clash are amazing?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:19, Reply)

this^^^

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 18:17, Reply)