I wonder how Edmund is getting on in prison?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:58, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sure he's just dandy. He's a big boy who can look after himself afterall!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

It's his dog I feel sorry for.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Yes, but did he have a dog?
ALTERNATIVE JOKE

What about his secret dog in Croatia?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

No, I think he really did have a dog.
And, like BGB, my first thought on reading of his incarceration was "what will become of the dog?"

I expect that he regarded the poor dog as an accessory to his peculiar antics, so frankly I fear the worst.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:14, Reply)

What?
He's either eaten it or shown it his cock?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:33, Reply)

It was a joke ^_^
He told me about his dog.
And his past as a rugby player.


But apparently it was LIES.

wonder how he lost that testicle then?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Don't be stupid.
Mere walls cannot hold a man like that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Lying to avoid becoming a prison queen?
Or fantasizing about becoming one?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I hope it plays out like the Shawshank Redemption.
he is good with finances, after all ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Breaking News
He came first in the wheelbarrow race.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Anally

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Shall we send him anonymous pictures of cocks?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Yes!
I'm sure he'd appreciate pics of your good lady's wildfowl.

Erm, that's not what you meant is it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That's not such a bad idea you know... Anyone know which of Her Majesty's finest hostels he's currently staying at?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:35, Reply)

I have no idea
HM Imaginary World, perhaps?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:00, Reply)

I would bet that
before he went in his arse was like *

and that within the next month it will be like O
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:55, Reply)

The sad thing is
Someone will probably make a film of it. It'll be like box office gold.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:03, Reply)

One can but hope.
I think a live action goatse might be worth watching.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:18, Reply)

hes probably having a lot of strange cocks appear when he least expects it
i still feel sorry for him though

yes i know he is a tit and has damaged a lot of people in his wake

but imagine being so fucked up you feel the need to do the sort of stuff he has done

sad
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:00, Reply)

^this

(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Very true
Hopefully this little experience will change him for the better.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

This again
I ask, in general, is prison the best place for people who are mentally ill. There is more than a suggestion that Edmund fits this description. IMHO prisons a full of people who would be better off getting treatment - of course Prisons also have people who truly deserve to be there
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:14, Reply)