It hasn't been ten minutes.
Calm down.

At least you're first to reply to JMG. Your favourite thing to do on here.
*Thumbs up*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It hasn't been ten minutes
and yet you had to reply to your own post. It's okay JMG, sometime I post things and only one or two people respond. It's not a measure of how much your mummy loves you. I promise.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I rarely post and only one or two people respond, see?
Different worlds, us two.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

What's your view on the Mike Ashley saga JMG?
Lardy businessman with not a clue about running a football club, or Mackem in disguise?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Portly money grabber.
Out of his depth.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

It really hasn't boosted my views on fat people with power.
I can tell you.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm sure.
Steve Bruce: doing a good job down the road or fucking traitor how dare a black and white manage The Enemy?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

He hasn't been a NUFC man since the 90's.
He sat in the studio with a face like a smacked arse when we beat Man Utd 5-0.
He only ever mentioned us in glowing terms when he wanted more money out of the directors at Wigan or Birmingham.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

A rational, measured response there.
Chris Hughton: Doing a good job with limited resources, or just really bloody lucky since he could barely manage to tie his own shoelaces last season?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

A stand in.
But good team spirit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Half time pint
or half time pie?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Neither.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You disappoint me.
Are you really a Geordie?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Yes.
Very much so. Man pet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Wrong answer.
The correct response should have been "Did ye spill my pint? Ootside, noo".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)