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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh Tightly.
Aren't you lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Actually, I'm a bit of an arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)
But your wife is WELL fit.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)
But by god, don't she know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Would
trufact
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)
*spaff*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)
FFS, doesn't your cock do that precum thing as a warning?
I've got DiTjizz on me now :(
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)
The best kind of jizz.
Provides strong, scandinavian types.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:31, Reply)
But it doesn't stick up wallpaper paste
like geordie jizz does.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)
Geordie jizz sticks up wallpaper *paste*?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)
Yeah, it's got that northernmonkey gun in it's pocket approach

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)
oh fuck off
you know what I meant.

condescending pedantic twat wanker cock gobbling tosser
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)
Yeah, that'll help win over his sexy wifelady
good going there Al
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)
I don't his
i've got one of my own. And she's doubleplusawesomegood!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Looking over your shoulder is she?
Awwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Nope i'd be mortified if she actually read this site!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Hahahaha - and you let her meet some of us??

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I couldn't think of a polite way to warn her off.
Luckily she thinks you're all cunts and never wants to see you again, which makes it easier.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)
That's remarkably perceptive of her.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is true. Fuck knows how and why she puts up with you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know either
And I'm hoping she never figures it out too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Not before the ring's on her finger anyway
Too late after that by my reckoning
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
Al has his *own* sexy wifelady.
You'd think he wouldn't push his luck, looking like he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)
I'm sure Al and Vipros are the same person really
I've never seen them both together
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)
I'm actually DiT too.
At least, that's what you must tell his mrs if she ever asks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Wait, so who am I then? Am I al?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)
We are very close.
so maybe you are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
MEATPUPPET
That's your mum that is
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)
you are me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)
Oooh! *handbags*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)
He has such a nice turn of phrase

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

turn of phrase tight arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Erm...
Oh go on then, I can be nice for 30 seconds at a time. DiT has a lovely succulent arse that's just asking for a pounding
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)
I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SEXUAL PLAYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)
I don't have a cock, so I wouldn't be the one doing the pounding
I know someone who's got a spare though. He keeps it on his bike
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:35, Reply)
Hey DiT, you like riding bikes dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)
Yeah, but I don't have a cock on mine.
Well, unless you count me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:37, Reply)
Exactly, you could borrow Al's and experience the heady rushes he gets from having a cock on his bike
Nah, you're not enough of a terrible bastard to be a cock
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)
I often think that al's bike must be like riding a razor blade.
Give me my big fat tyres and a semi comfy seat any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)
You choose comfort over cock?
What the fucks happened to you? You used to be cool man. Sadfaces
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)
I had a bad experience.
Waking up two nights in a row with Al's bell end thwapping against the end of my nose has put me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)
You feeeeeelthy bastard
you loved it and I know you wake in the middle of the night, ITCHING to get back to Al's place to re-enact it all
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)
He was itching because of the clap I gave him.
I'm a filthy disease ridden slut
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)
It's too tight.
Al's finger has gone all blue.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)
That's not from DiT's arse
Nods
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)
I'd just like to state now, for the record,
I am a a card-carrying, dyed in the wool, homoskeptic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:01, Reply)

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