You may remember me
as the founder of the short lived b3ta religious cult BOAT, and as sometime poster of QOTW winning entries. If you do, you'll be pleased to hear that after 12 months and 16 days, I am FINALLY a librarian again! Just got offered a position at the local uni! Woot x infinity!!
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:11, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well done you
but it needs more BOAT.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

BOAT
lol!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

BOAT!
Lol!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

BOAT!
lOl
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

BOAT
Lol!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:18, Reply)

BOAT!
LoL!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, Reply)

BOAT
LoL!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, Reply)

A lesson in how to escape 'You just posted that!'

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:36, Reply)

*BOATgasm*
*wheeze*
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, Reply)

I've got a full on BOATon right now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:22, Reply)

It's totally BOATdacious, dude.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:28, Reply)

That's not funny.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Naw, I'm just fucking with you
It was BOATlarious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I'm sorry, was any of this funny?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Oh, I'm BOATally stupid!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I'll get my BOAT.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:31, Reply)

The irony of posting this the day after spimf made a twat out of himself
isn't lost on me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:29, Reply)

It's totally BOATronic.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:31, Reply)

That makes it sound like a roBOAT!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:32, Reply)

possibly
but i didnt defraud some poor girl then run around the country staying hotels at her expense

then leave her to pay the loan payments

little things i realise

hes a cunt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Do you know him? Do you know the girl? Apart from words on the internet do you have any evidence that any of that is true?
Did you boast about how amazing your life was with your fantastic wealth in your fantastic apartment and your fantastic job and the fantastic jewels you were bringing home for your fantastic wife without wanting to pay tax? Apart from words on the internet do I have any evidence that any of that is true?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:34, Reply)

he posted the details of this himself
he gloated over having her guarantee a loan for him - he spent the cash running round as he put it nice hotels and then came on here to gloat about her still having to make the loan payments

ask him

and i dont need to pay tax in a country i dont live in, neither do you
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:42, Reply)

Okay, I'll go through this again one step at a time
Do you know him?
- No you don't

Do you know the girl?
- No you don't

Apart from words on the internet do you have any evidence that any of that is true?
- No you don't

Did you boast about how amazing your life was with your fantastic wealth in your fantastic apartment and your fantastic job and the fantastic jewels you were bringing home for your fantastic wife without wanting to pay tax?
- Yes you did. You were also asking the best way to avoid paying duty on the jewels.

Apart from words on the internet do I have any evidence that any of that is true?
- Absolutely not, I've never met you and you could have made it all up.

But can you see the slight sheen of hypocrisy on you slating someone on the internet for being a cunt? Don't bother gazzing me your reply, just leave it here on the open forum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:05, Reply)

ok
i'll make it simple too - ask him if he wishes to deny it

he posted the whole story, so ask him.

i see no hypocrisy in this. i pulled a few 'your mum' gags then apologised. you say its only words on the web so the hypocrisy is you accepting some but refuting others. i may well be a cunt in your eyes but i did not defraud a person then laugh at them when left to deal with it.

and while we're here...

i never boasted about my fantastic wealth.
i never boasted about my fantastic apartment.

i lived in Dubai for 10 months in a crap company apartment, 5 months with my wife and child jammed in there too, unable to move out due to being threatened with redundancy - i had a nice villa(for, ooh 2 whole weeks) a villa that i was conned into moving into at great personal expense simply to make dumping my family and i easier. my kid had his toys unpacked then packed again within a week. we havent had a home or our personal belongings for over a year as a result.

but yes, my wife is fantastic in my eyes. sorry if that is an issue for you. i can only assume you dont have a successful relationship maybe you are somewhat bitter, certainly seems that way from your 'words on the internet', otherwise you would see your partner/wife/boyfriend/inflatable device as fantastic too.

and yes i did buy my wife some diamonds - an eternity ring to mark 20 years together, something i think is pretty special, aside from a pair of earings, we have no jewelry other than a ring my godfather gave me, and our wedding rings. i dont even wear a watch. neither of us wear any designer labels and my wife hates shopping - as do i. so not exactly tax exile rich cunts as you seem to imply.

it seems you have a rather long running deep seated issue with me, most of it based on vague snippets from what i have posted over the past year most of which you seem a bit muddled about.

but whatever as you say - words on the web
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Woo!
I'll get my boat.......you've pulled.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:33, Reply)

I feel much BOATer
that I already made this joke.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I think you'll find I was funnier : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I think you'll BOAT
that BOAT BOAT BOAT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

BOAT!
lol
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:39, Reply)

If I was a BOAT I'd BOAT you in the BOAT.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:39, Reply)

You ARE funnier.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Aw shucks : )
Boater believe it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:39, Reply)

*whispers*
(already did that one too :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Sorry! I'm stealing your thunder, aren't I?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Hon, my thunder needs amplifying full stop.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Erm...
Are you by any chance employed in the new shiny one that's just opened up?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:39, Reply)

The BOAT one?
By the BOAT? With the BOAT?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:41, Reply)

It's boat shaped
if the boat was big and shiny and plonked on a ring-road.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I think you mean a BOAT-road!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:44, Reply)

God! it's like Boat never went away.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I think you mean it never went aBOAT!
Lol!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:42, Reply)

BOAT!

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:04, Reply)

Nice BOAT.
Shame about that bird obscuring the bottom of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Oh, and
congrats on the job thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 6:25, Reply)

Christ on a bike!...

A guy dips his toe into the water to see if he's gonna be welcomed back (or been forgotten about) and he gets this!

Who knew that B3tards had memories? - I'm like a guppy fish myself - only without the sex appeal :(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)