you're here because you're too scared to admit it
it's ok psycho, this is a safe place
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You might be a cunt,
but you're a pretty funny one for the most part.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

So why is he considered a cunt and yet funny
while I, despite being funnier than Bert, am just considered to be a cunt?

That's really hurtful. You should apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply)

You were NEVER funnier than me
you're a hanger on al, a comedy clagnut if you will
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I think she's got
me on ignore again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

That's not a bad idea.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Oi!
watch it you. Have your RJD tickets arrived yet? Mine haven't and neither have my slayer tickets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

No, but I don't think the RJD tickets get posted until nearer the time.
I am scared about the Slayer tickets, but I did call the company and confirm they'd been reserved.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I got an e-mail a couple of weeks back
saying sorry for the delay in issuing the tickets. There is still a month to go.

I may get so excited I spontaneously ejaculate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I might write to them.
It's all too important.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

She does
Post an apology for everything you've ever done, and I'll copy and paste it so she sees
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Okay
Dearest Poppet,

I gave you a second chance but you just hurt me again. I think this is a sad state of affairs as I was looking forward to meeting you at the airport with a little Union Jack Flag and some warm beer, but alas I will just have to wait in the pub like everyone else.

I still think of you when I'm cuddling my fiancee. I'm willing to give it another go, but I just need you to promise not to hurt me like that again.

All my love

althegeordie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Aww, sweet

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Have you got al on ignore?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

sure do.
I gave him a second chance and he blew it being a twat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

he does like to blow things....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

True Dat

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I noticed that a while back.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

He just posted this, I think it's sweet
Dearest Poppet,

I gave you a second chance but you just hurt me again. I think this is a sad state of affairs as I was looking forward to meeting you at the airport with a little Union Jack Flag and some warm beer, but alas I will just have to wait in the pub like everyone else.

I still think of you when I'm cuddling my fiancee. I'm willing to give it another go, but I just need you to promise not to hurt me like that again.

All my love

althegeordie.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Thankyou sweety.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

You're more 'funny' than 'cunty'.
That's the nicest I'm going to be today.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

When?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:30, Reply)

That's the nicest you've ever been to me.
I'm quite touched. In fact I'm going to have a celebratory wank over a picture of your face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Oh this is lovely - my day gets better and better.

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Shucks, you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Dearest Al.
Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Poppet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Poppet, come on now
give him once last chance. I know he's been mean in the past, but he doesn't mean to come across that way, he wasn't even aware that he was crossing any lines.

It's all about cliques, if you knew him better you'd have taken it the way it was intended, and if he'd known you better he probably wouldn't have taken it so far. It was all an attention thing anyway.

Besides, if he does it again I'll just hunt him down and shit in his mouth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:34, Reply)

no. He can apologise properly, without being patronising and twattish,
or he can get to fuck and wait at the pub.

There's a difference between crossing lines and going so far over them that if the earth was flat, he'd have fallen off it by now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Fair enough

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Pfffft.
Beccy told me I cross a similar line last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:45, Reply)

She's probably just ttrying to get into your pants

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)

There's plenty of room in there...

( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

There is now your hands aren't in there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

*removes rubber gloves*
Consider yourself examined.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

*dives in*
eww. It's all sticky.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Can someone ask Poppet if she seriously thinks I need to apologise to her
I sometimes have massive problems in seeing the difference between sarcasm, sillyness and SERIOUS BUSINESS on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I would ask her, but I lack the bravery to say anything to anyones face online, on the internet, apparently.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

It's all right
you can hide behind my cloak of invisibility since I'm on ignore.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I think she's serious
you've properly upset her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)