oh yeah
I thought that link just took you straight to the current question
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Only an old man would think that.
A smug old man would be even more likely to make that mistake.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

the old man thing is just silly
particularly as you look older.


and smell of piss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah *looks at floor*
Sorry I sort of started that... I thought you were older than 28! Hehe

*runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm 28 this saturday
want to come to my party?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

you young bastar' ye
*shakes old man stick*
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I have an 8 year old daughter
this makes me uber-old by anybody's standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

That's why I find it so hard to write the next line...
I want the truth to be said
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

True, by Spandau Ballet
you bum nugget
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I only know a few words of Spandau Ballet lyrics
none of them come from that song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

You should know that song
it's frickin amazing. Especially when you see them live. Like I did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Tony Hadley
is your daddy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I've seen Tony Hadley live
it was at a massive work party in Holland. I was utterly hammered on free booze.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

and you wanked off because you thought it was a live sex show?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

no
well, not as far as I know anyway, and no one mentioned anything.

One of my ex-colleagues snogged another colleague who was married, ex-colleague's long-term boyfriend saw, which lead to some kind of complaint being filed, despite the fact that she was slutty mcslutterson when drunk and the married guy getting a bollocking.

he wasn't guiltless obviously, but it was far from entirely his fault.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I go told off for making a similar assertion yesterday
so fuck you Vipros, don't make excuses for your BASTARD man friend who was a BASTARD's BASTARD. He was fully to blame.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You won't be saying that in 15 years
when you're sticking it up your secretary
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

who told you off?
it was clearly a case of takes two to tango.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Wow
it's like reading Eastenders
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Always believe in your soul
You're indestructible
indestructible
indestructible
destructible
destructible
destructible and repeat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

He's neither romantic nor new
I can see why there would be confusion.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Is this pandering
I'm so confused!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Of course not
If it was pandering I'd have called you a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Ah that's right
You play a different game to the rest of the boys!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Rules of the Playground
If I wanted you I'd have punched your teeth out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I am rather glad you
don't want me, I quite like my teeth and DiT
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

*thump*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

*blocks*
Ha-Harrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

*hair pull*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*kicks*
*climbs the climbing frame*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I'll show you mine
if you show me yours
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nope.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

that's a shame
you're missing out


both of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

She's probably already seen mine
you all have.

It makes me gleefully happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I have to say
I've seen more of your cock than anyone else's, other than my own.

you should be proud
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I am, I'm fiercely proud of it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

harsh
just because I have a Beard Of Wisdom™
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I thought it was a beard of
Croissant Flake Harvesting™
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

it's not quite long enough for that
so I use my belly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Hahaha
You've trade marked it! Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)